Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come today (heh. And over and over again.) to announce that this tentacle dildo review has concluded that tentacles are super fun to fuck.

Background Info

Geeky Sex Toys is an Australian company started in 2016 with the goal of decreasing the stigma of sex toys by combining them with fun pop culture geekdom. And let me tell you, their product line is hilarious. Treading a fine line on copyright infringement, they borrow from geeky pop culture branding without going too far. Here are some of my favorite product lines:

• Doctor Screw
• Game of Moans
• Orgasms of the Galaxy
• DickPool
• Pokemoan

Also, if you’ve ever wanted to fuck yourself with some cryptocurrency, or if cryptocurrency has been fucking you in the past, Geeky Sex Toys has several bitcoin-themed products.

I contacted Geeky Sex Toys a while back about reviewing for them, since let’s face it: their sex toys are pretty much exactly my brand of geeky/kinky overlap. Once they entered a new review cycle, we got in touch, and I chose a couple of items to review. Of course, with my penchant for monster fucking, I chose the tentacle hentai dildo. (I also chose the bisexual pride dildo, but that’s for a different post!)

I was given the option of choosing my color blend for the tentacle dildo, since they were making it custom for me. (If you order one for yourself, you can choose your own single color or two-color marbled combination, too.) I chose the green and blue, since that seemed the most “tentacle monster” color combo for me.

Worth noting: even though Geeky Sex Toys is an Australian company, they ship worldwide! And for only $15! Also, they offer free shipping for orders over $75, so don’t let the fact that they’re down under keep you from buying something for your own down under.

Out of the Box

My tentacle didn’t come in a box! Since Geeky Sex Toys hand-makes all their toys, my dildo came in a simple white drawstring bag that doubles for storage. 

What’s in the bag? 

A TENTACLE!!

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So here is this beautiful tentacle. It’s a lovely marbled blue and green color, and it’s a medium-firm silicone with ridges along its length and two rows of suction cups along one side.

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The tip of the tentacle dildo is about the width of my thumb, as you can see in the above picture. It widens fairly steadily into a very girthy toy toward the base.

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At the bottom, the dildo is several inches wide. The concave base also functions as a suction cup.

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I think these pics do a pretty good job of showing its girth, compared to my hand. 

The tentacle dildo is moderately flexible: I can bend the tip quite a bit, and as it gets wider toward the base, it bends less. The surface texture is fairly firm, so the raised suction cups are pronounced and noticeable in the hand. (And in the vagina.)

Into My Box

I was a little uncertain about this toy because it is thin for so much of its length. As the owner of Not The World’s Deepest Vagina, I was concerned the dildo would bottom out before I got any noticeable girth. But for me, it worked out well. The tip of the dildo bends, and I could tell while I inserted it that it was rolling over a bit inside me to allow more length to penetrate. This was an unusual — but not necessarily unpleasant — sensation.

Also, those suction cups.

Let’s talk about those suction cups.

As I mentioned earlier, the texture of this dildo is medium-firm for squishiness, but the surface features are firm. So when I’m moving this dildo in and out, I feel all those suction cups rubbing me. (At least in the part of my vagina near the entrance, which is the only part sensitive enough to pick up on it.) 

Now, suction cups internally are fun and all, but after a couple of times using the tentacle, I discovered a new and different source of pleasure. The toy is flexible enough that with the bulk of it inserted into me, I can angle the base up, and rub the front part of the shaft up and down against my clit.

Each up stroke pulls the toy out, and each down stroke pushes it further in. On both the up and down strokes, those suction cups rub against my clitoris for some really amazing sensations. With this technique, I don’t need any additional stimulation to have a fantastic orgasm. One toy, penetration and clit stim. How fun is that?

I have not yet fucked this tentacle while it’s using its suction cup form, but I can tell you the suction cup sticks surprisingly well for something molded into the toy itself. She’s got a good grip, Captain!

Cheers and Caveats

Cheers, first of all, for a tentacle dildo. Seriously, this is all my hentai fantasies come true. (Okay, not ALL my hentai fantasies.)

Cheers also for color selection options, since I like to design my own beautiful dildos, thank you very much.

Cheers for custom products in general. Custom-made stuff is always going to be a little pricier than what you get off the rack, but when you buy custom, you’re supporting a small business instead of a big faceless corporation. Buy small. I mean, you can buy big dicks, but buy them from small places. 

BUY BIG DICKS FROM SMALL PLACES TO STICK IN SMALL PLACES.

Cheers for a suction cup that works, that sticks pretty hard to surfaces, and that is integrated into the toy design.

Cheers for girth. Just… yeah. Cheers for the girth/flexibility combo.

Caveats: the firm external texture of the suction cups might irritate the entrance to your vagina. I was a bit sore the day after some enthusiastic thrusting. Be gentle and use lube, even if — like me — you make copious amounts of lube on your own.

Another caveat: This is the type of silicone with a propensity for getting linty. Keep it stored in its bag, and wash it before and after use. You know, like you SHOULD DO ANYWAY.

Final Thoughts

I had so much fun with this tentacle dildo. I’m going to return to it often, whenever I want to imagine being ravished by an alien tentacle monster. Let’s face it, that’s pretty often. I am excited to try it suction-mounted to a surface, too. 

Thanks so much to Geeky Sex Toys, who provided this tentacle toy in exchange for my honest review. Go support them! Buy some geeky toys! 

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