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Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m… Read more Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

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Monster Dildos for Spooky Season

It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season

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Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review

This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. My Icicles 69 review celebrates the intersections of several things I love: firm dildos, g-spot stimulation, and tentacles. If you know me at all, you probably know about my deep-seated… Read more Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review

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Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review

This Uberrime review is a review of not one, but two toys from the independent dildo manufacturer Uberrime. I’m reviewing the Xenuphora Tentacle dildo and the Quattro Pulsanti dildo, two gorgeous toys in one post. Background Info I discovered Uberrime by accident when a sex blogger I follow was posting pics of their toys on… Read more Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review

Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review