It’s finally here — the moment you didn’t know you were all waiting for. That’s right! I’m finally, finally reviewing a Hismith Sex Machine. I’m reviewing specifically the Hismith Premium 4.0, which is a fancy full-service fucking machine that now lives in my bedroom. Hismith asked me to partner up for this review, and hopefully… Read more Hismith Sex Machine Review: Buckle Up
While the state of my country and government do not currently leave me feeling patriotic, I’m willing to present a patriotic title pun as I review the Womanizer Next Liberty clit stimulation toy. The Next Liberty is a product with Womanizer’s Pleasure Air technology in a new compact size. How does it measure up to… Read more Womanizer Next Liberty Review: Let Freedom Ring
Happy Summer, everyone! Well, almost summer, as the solstice is tomorrow, but close enough for me. I’m happy to be kicking off my summer vacation with my Lelo INA Thrust review. The INA Thrust is a thrusting rabbit-style vibrator that provides clitoral vibration along with a g-spot focused thrusting arm. Let’s get into it! First… Read more Lelo INA Thrust Review: A Gentler Thrust
It’s almost the unofficial start of summer, and we’re under a sudden heat wave here in Massachusetts. At times like these, there’s nothing better than relaxing in a dark room with a good toy and a cool fan…and maybe a friend as well. The Lelo Boomerang is a double-ended insertable vibrator designed for these kind… Read more Lelo Boomerang Review: Lovely, Not Revolutionary
I am always cautiously excited about reviewing for new (or new-to-me) companies. MythToy reached out to have me try their products, and I was thrilled to jump aboard. The Arc Ergonomic Air-Pulse Wand is a beautiful toy that seems like it would be a lot of fun to use, but the reality is it’s more… Read more MythToy Arc Review: Too Much To Handle
The more I review Lovense products, the more I fall in love with them. Now, there are bound to be some duds in the mix, but overall, they produce high-quality toys that get me where I want to go. The Osci 3 is no exception. This Lovense Osci 3 review looks at a rabbit-style vibrator… Read more Lovense Osci 3 Review: Clear Your Schedule
This review of the Tracy’s Dog Drillme thrusting dildo/vibrator covers quite the gamut, so buckle up. First, a little framing. I am an Internet Old, so I remember memes like “Dead dove: do not eat,” which is the origins of this gif: This gif feels particularly relevant as I review a thrusting dildo/vibrator called Drillme,… Read more Tracy’s Dog Drillme Review: Not Sure What I Expected
Happy New Year, folks. It’s a beautiful snowy day today, a perfect day to stay inside with a cup of tea and some sex toys. I’m on the blog reviewing the Swirlii from Tracy’s Dog, a toy which fortunately does not involve 1. dogs or 2. having your head dunked in a toilet. (Which reminds… Read more Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Review: Better Than Its Name
Wearable egg vibrators are a lot of fun, and I am happy to be on the blog today reviewing the Vibrosa from Honey Play Box. This app-controlled wearable double-egg vibrator is fun for solo or partnered play, with interesting vibration patterns, good battery life, and a quiet motor. Let’s get into it! First Impressions The… Read more Honey Play Box Vibrosa Review: Stealth Egg Vibrator Fun Times
Happy holiday season, folks! I haven’t been doing a lot of reviews lately because I’ve been super busy with other exciting real life things, so there will be no flood of reviews for Sexmas. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have anything for you! I’m on the blog today reviewing the Lelo Switch, a double-ended… Read more Lelo Switch Review: Switching It Up