Reviews

I Almost Dig It: HotOctopuss DiGit Review

This HotOctopuss DiGit review celebrates a toy that’s got great functionality and good (but not perfect) design. Many will love it, and I definitely like it, even if I’d make some changes. It’s well-named, pocket-sized, and quite handsome. Let’s DiG in! Out of the Box The DiGit comes in an elegant, simple box with a… Read more I Almost Dig It: HotOctopuss DiGit Review

Surprise Party: Magic Tongue Vibe Review

This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. Before I get into the details of this Magic Tongue vibe review, I must give this introduction: some sex toys are absolutely ridiculous. They have unappealing packaging, unpleasant names, strange… Read more Surprise Party: Magic Tongue Vibe Review

Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review

This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. My Icicles 69 review celebrates the intersections of several things I love: firm dildos, g-spot stimulation, and tentacles. If you know me at all, you probably know about my deep-seated… Read more Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review

Swimmingly Simple: Paloqueth Mermaid Review

This Paloqueth Mermaid review is not breaking any new ground. It’s a straightforward vibrator that’s straightforward and effective. But in this day of fancy bells-and-whistles sex toys, sometimes a simple, inexpensive vibrator is a breath of fresh air. With its strong motor and basic design, the Paloqueth Mermaid is a good starter vibrator and a… Read more Swimmingly Simple: Paloqueth Mermaid Review

Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich

My Fun Factory Bück Dick review celebrates a delightfully simple, delightfully fun toy that manages to somehow excel at two different purposes. Not only does it have a great name, but it’s a whopping good time, and I emphasize the “whopping” part. The Bück Dich is half paddle, half dildo, and all delight. Background Info… Read more Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich

Uberrime tentacle dildo sitting upright on the bag

Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review

This Uberrime review is a review of not one, but two toys from the independent dildo manufacturer Uberrime. I’m reviewing the Xenuphora Tentacle dildo and the Quattro Pulsanti dildo, two gorgeous toys in one post. Background Info I discovered Uberrime by accident when a sex blogger I follow was posting pics of their toys on… Read more Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review

Multifun I and II side by side

MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

This Satisfyer Multifun review is not a celebration. No, in the world of hits and misses, the Multifun is a giant miss. This designation of “terrible sex toy” encompasses the Multifun 1 and Multifun 2, so negligibly different as to be practically the same toy, and both full of sadness. This review is a full-on,… Read more MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

Hookah from side

High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Kama Sutra gels in box

Intensify Neutral: Kama Sutra Intensify Plus Review

Who hasn’t heard of the Kama Sutra? Not only is it a renown book of acrobatic sex positions, but it’s also a company that produces sexual enhancement products. I first heard of them at some variant of a passion party about fifteen years ago, but I couldn’t remember ever trying their products. When they contacted… Read more Intensify Neutral: Kama Sutra Intensify Plus Review