Reviews

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Large and In Charge: Fun Factory Big Boss Review

My Fun Factory Big Boss review is making me question everything I’ve always said about myself in terms of sex toy preferences. For years I’ve touted the claim that I’m not a size queen, I prefer medium-sized toys, etc etc. And granted, there are definitely clear limits to my preferences. But I’m starting to realize… Read more Large and In Charge: Fun Factory Big Boss Review

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O-Ring Gag Review: Open Your Mouth and Say…Nothing

This is a sponsored post. It’s been a little while since I reviewed any kink-specific products in here. If you’ve forgotten that part of my brand, welcome back! We’re getting kinky up in here with the O-Ring Gag from RoomFun. This o-ring gag review talks about a high-quality product that certainly isn’t for everyone, but… Read more O-Ring Gag Review: Open Your Mouth and Say…Nothing

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Magical Wizard Pipe: Angel’s Wings Review

This is a sponsored post. My Angel’s Wings review celebrates a toy that is a surprise hit of early 2021. This strangely-named toy combines pressure wave clitoral stimulation with vibration and what I can only describe as a g-spot jackhammer, and it’s a quick trip to orgasm city, my friends. Best of all: it looks… Read more Magical Wizard Pipe: Angel’s Wings Review

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No Tentacles Needed: Octopus Clit Sucker Review

This is a sponsored post. I love octopuses. If you meet me, one of the first things you’ll probably notice is the giant octopus tattoo on my shoulder. When I got the chance to try a product from Interesting Realm, I immediately spotted the octopus clit sucker, and I knew I had to give it… Read more No Tentacles Needed: Octopus Clit Sucker Review

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Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review

Happy New Year, folks! I would like to do some 2020 recaps and some 2021 “looking ahead,” but I decided instead to prioritize this review. My Satisfyer Double Joy review has been on the back burner for a while now because…well, because it’s not a positive review, and I didn’t want to end Sexmas with… Read more Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review

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Curvy and Satisfying: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review for Sexmas Day 6

It’s Christmas Eve Day, and this year, that’s Sexmas Day 6 and a Satisfyer Curvy 1+ review. I wanted to share this review with you all today because I love the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and we all deserve great orgasms for the holidays (and always). Background Info Satisfyer makes the clit sucker that got me… Read more Curvy and Satisfying: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review for Sexmas Day 6

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Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5

Who doesn’t love a lazy Sunday morning? While Sunday night brings with it all the pressure of an imminent return to work for many of us, including me, the indulgent coziness of a Sunday morning is a beautiful thing. My Fun Factory Sundaze review looks at a vibrator that is more than a vibrator. The… Read more Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5

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Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

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Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

This is a sponsored post. Clit suckers are one of the latest types of sex toys, and this cute hedgehog from Sohimi capitalizes on that trend. My Sohimi hedgehog clit sucker review is generally positive — there are a few design flaws, and a bit of “meh,” but overall, this is an inexpensive product that… Read more Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

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Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

My We-Vibe Touch Review has nothing to do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, except that I love the Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a song and thought it would be perfect for the title of this post. Do you know I’ve never actually seen RHPS? I had a pretty conservative upbringing and my parents never would have… Read more Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2