Elia Winters

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Books

Elia’s latest releases and full backlist


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Sex Toy Reviews

Over 150 unbiased sex toy reviews about products from dozens of companies


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Blog

Blog posts about everything other than sex toy reviews


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Come and Play Podcast

A geeky, kinky podcast by Elia Winters and Kysmet Scribbles. Currently on hiatus, to return in late spring 2023.


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About Elia

Biography, plus links about collaboration opportunities and press kit info


Recent Posts

  • Womanizer Blend Review: Summer Sensations 6

    We are in the thick of a heat wave here in the New England, filled with the kind of heavy humidity I had hoped to escape when I moved out of the south. I’m one of the fortunate ones with an air conditioner, so even though it’s not a house-wide central air system, it’s sufficient……

  • Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

    I have a lot of feelings about the future of our government on this 4th of July, to the point where it’s hard to think about something like sex toys. But at the same time, I think the mundane pleasures of our existence are part of what keep us going through tough stretches. Small delights?……

  • Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4

    June is drawing to a close, and my Lovense Dolce review shows just how sweet summer can be! Yes, i’s summer sensations, and I’m making a pun on the product name “Dolce.” You know I’m all about that pun life. The Lovense Dolce is a wearable app-controlled vibrator that provides both clitoral and g-spot stimulation.……

  • Nothosaur Sunday Review: Summer Sensations 3

    It’s summer vacation, and there’s no better time for indulgence. Well, I actually think anytime is the right time for indulgence, but vacation is especially decadent. Today I’m reviewing the Sunday from Nothosaur, a cone-shaped tentacle dildo perfect for lazy Sunday mornings and anytime you want to be reamed by an alien monster. The Sunday‘s……

  • Honey Play Box Bite Me Review: Summer Sensations 2

    Sometimes, I’m blessed with a toy that’s not only effective, but super cute. I’ve reviewed some aesthetically delightful toys lately and I have another that feels perfect for Summer Sensations number 2: Bite Me by Honey Play Box. My review of the Honey Play Box Bite Me celebrates not only its fabulous style, but also……

  • Rose Pro 3 Tongue Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 1

    National Masturbation Month may be over, but now it’s June, and June means Pride Month! It’s unofficially summer — spiritually summer, if you will — so I’m moving into a new themed seasonal review collection: Summer Sensations. The weather’s hot and the toys are hotter. For my first post of June, I’m reviewing the Rose……

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