The more I review Lovense products, the more I fall in love with them. Now, there are bound to be some duds in the mix, but overall, they produce high-quality toys that get me where I want to go. The Osci 3 is no exception. This Lovense Osci 3 review looks at a rabbit-style vibrator… Read more Lovense Osci 3 Review: Clear Your Schedule
This review of the Tracy’s Dog Drillme thrusting dildo/vibrator covers quite the gamut, so buckle up. First, a little framing. I am an Internet Old, so I remember memes like “Dead dove: do not eat,” which is the origins of this gif: This gif feels particularly relevant as I review a thrusting dildo/vibrator called Drillme,… Read more Tracy’s Dog Drillme Review: Not Sure What I Expected
Happy New Year, folks. It’s a beautiful snowy day today, a perfect day to stay inside with a cup of tea and some sex toys. I’m on the blog reviewing the Swirlii from Tracy’s Dog, a toy which fortunately does not involve 1. dogs or 2. having your head dunked in a toilet. (Which reminds… Read more Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Review: Better Than Its Name
Wearable egg vibrators are a lot of fun, and I am happy to be on the blog today reviewing the Vibrosa from Honey Play Box. This app-controlled wearable double-egg vibrator is fun for solo or partnered play, with interesting vibration patterns, good battery life, and a quiet motor. Let’s get into it! First Impressions The… Read more Honey Play Box Vibrosa Review: Stealth Egg Vibrator Fun Times
Happy holiday season, folks! I haven’t been doing a lot of reviews lately because I’ve been super busy with other exciting real life things, so there will be no flood of reviews for Sexmas. But that doesn’t mean I don’t have anything for you! I’m on the blog today reviewing the Lelo Switch, a double-ended… Read more Lelo Switch Review: Switching It Up
If you’ve been following this blog for any length of time, you know I’m a sucker for a cute sex toy. So when LoveHoney contacted me to review the new Womanizer Peach Toy, I jumped at the chance. This adorable clit sucker pairs a winning aesthetic with a budget-friendly version of the Womanizer products we… Read more Womanizer Peach Toy Review: Peachy Keen
I’m so excited to be on the blog today with my VVD Rider Desire review. I’ve been trying to get my hands on a sex saddle or rideable toy setup for forever, and VVD came through with their flagship product that’s a complete delight. With thoughtful design and surprising versatility, the Rider Desire is a… Read more VVD Rider Desire Review: Saddle Up!
If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know that I’m always excited to try a new type of sex toy. I was thrilled when VVD contacted me to review a couple of their amazing products: the Vkini (which is today’s review), and the Rider Desire, which I’ll be posting about excitedly very… Read more VVD Vkini Review: New, Fun, Not for Everyone
I review unusual sex toys every time I get the chance. I’m always happy to review a new vibrator or dildo, but when I see something that breaks the norm, I’m there. I’m here reviewing the Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers, which aren’t perfect, but are certainly a lot of fun. First Impressions Funzze packaging is… Read more Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers Review
I have made this joke in We-Vibe Melt reviews three times now, and I can’t stop, won’t stop. I’m back with the same joke and a new product: it’s my We-Vibe Melt 2 review! If you want to take a gander at the same joke a few years ago, here’s my review of the original… Read more I’ll Stop The World (for the We-Vibe Melt 2): New Product, Same Joke