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Uberrime tentacle dildo sitting upright on the bag

Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review

This Uberrime review is a review of not one, but two toys from the independent dildo manufacturer Uberrime. I’m reviewing the Xenuphora Tentacle dildo and the Quattro Pulsanti dildo, two gorgeous toys in one post. Background Info I discovered Uberrime by accident when a sex blogger I follow was posting pics of their toys on… Read more Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review

Multifun I and II side by side

MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

This Satisfyer Multifun review is not a celebration. No, in the world of hits and misses, the Multifun is a giant miss. This designation of “terrible sex toy” encompasses the Multifun 1 and Multifun 2, so negligibly different as to be practically the same toy, and both full of sadness. This review is a full-on,… Read more MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

Hookah from side

High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Kama Sutra gels in box

Intensify Neutral: Kama Sutra Intensify Plus Review

Who hasn’t heard of the Kama Sutra? Not only is it a renown book of acrobatic sex positions, but it’s also a company that produces sexual enhancement products. I first heard of them at some variant of a passion party about fifteen years ago, but I couldn’t remember ever trying their products. When they contacted… Read more Intensify Neutral: Kama Sutra Intensify Plus Review

Cuff on wrist from bottom

Honour Rubber Cuffs Review: Where The Rubber Meets The Wrists

I have my share of kinks, but I’ve never been into rubber the way some people are really into rubber. Nonetheless, I was surprised how much I liked the rubber wrist and ankle cuffs from Honour Clothing, a UK-based kink and fetish shop. This Honour rubber cuffs review celebrates the material I never thought I’d… Read more Honour Rubber Cuffs Review: Where The Rubber Meets The Wrists

Patchy paul held artfully at an angle

Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

This Fun Factory Patchy Paul review is a celebration. After quite a few mediocre toys lately, I was starting to think that I was getting jaded to the whole sex toy review thing. Was everything just lower quality than I expected, falling short of my expectations? Are my expectations just too high? Perhaps, but not… Read more Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

SHEQU thruster in hand, from the side

SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

The SHEQU Thruster — also known as the “G Spot Dildo Vibrator Sex Toy, SHEQU Thrusting Sex Massager with 10 Vibration Mode Silicone Clitoris Vaginal Rechargeable Stimulator Vibe Masturbator Adult Toy for Women” — has some pretty high expectations for its own performance. Sadly, this is a toy that’s more style than substance, succeeding for… Read more SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

tongue flower mouth

The Tongue Flower: Fondlove Oral Sex Simulator Review

There are a lot of toys out there that claim to mimic the sensation of receiving oral sex. And, universally, they all fail. (Are there exceptions? Let me know.) But just because a toy can’t mimic oral sex doesn’t mean it’s a bad toy. The oral sex simulator from Fondlove doesn’t feel anything like oral… Read more The Tongue Flower: Fondlove Oral Sex Simulator Review

Buttefly from side

More of a Bee: Fondlove Butterfly Vibrator Review

I love the idea of “wearable” vibrators, and discreet vibrators made to be used for public play. Even if I don’t always want to try them in public, the option is fun. I was excited to do a butterfly vibrator review for Fondlove, a company who contacted me about trying their products. While the butterfly… Read more More of a Bee: Fondlove Butterfly Vibrator Review