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Zerger from front

Nothosaur Zerger Ovipositor Review: Laying Eggs For Science

It’s my birthday on Monday, and I can’t think of any better way to celebrate than reviewing an ovipositor, or egg-laying dildo, for my wonderful readership. I’m thrilled to be partnering with Nothosaur, a toy company specializing in the fantasy realm. When Nothosaur contacted me, I was happy to collaborate on this long-awaited product review.… Read more Nothosaur Zerger Ovipositor Review: Laying Eggs For Science

Necklace from the front

Loviss Dewdrop Vibrator Necklace Review: Pleasure Decor

Innovative and unique sex toys are my jam, so I’m happy to review the Loviss Dewdrop Vibrator Necklace. This playful, lovely vibrator doubles as jewelry if you’re daring, and it offers an aesthetically-crafted celebration of pleasure at your fingertips. While I have some quibbles about the vibrator itself, the overall product is tongue-in-cheek fun. First… Read more Loviss Dewdrop Vibrator Necklace Review: Pleasure Decor

Lilian in hand, showing shaft size

Juntame Lilian Review: Here For The Party

I review a lot of elegant toys, toys of subtlety and nuance…and I also review some sex toys more direct and to the point. The Juntame Lilian falls into the latter category. This g-spot vibrator with a licking tongue and wildly gyrating shaft is here for a shock and awe campaign on your nether regions,… Read more Juntame Lilian Review: Here For The Party

Link flexible handcuffs folded in half, resting on the storage bag

Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs Review

I’m happy to be on the blog today reviewing the Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs. I’ve become more and more of a Bloomi fan since I started reviewing for them. With high-quality sex products at intro-level price points, plus an in-store presence in mainstream shops like Target, Bloomi is making sex toys more accessible. And I’m… Read more Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs Review

Next back with all the buttons

Womanizer Next Review: Thank You, Next

I’ve been a fan of the Womanizer pressure wave toys, aka the clit suckers, since the first I ever tried. I’m thrilled to be on the blog today reviewing their latest improvement on the Premium line, the Womanizer Next. Building on many excellent design choices in previous iterations, the Next has a few special features… Read more Womanizer Next Review: Thank You, Next

Handle out of the bag

Silc Touch Ergonomic Handle Review: Sexmas Day 1

It’s Day 1 of Sexmas, folks! Sexmas begins on Thanksgiving and runs until the end of the calendar year, or thereabouts. It’s when I catch up on my reviews before year’s end, and it’s probably when you’re shopping for some gifts for yourself or loved ones. Now, the food has been eaten, right down to… Read more Silc Touch Ergonomic Handle Review: Sexmas Day 1

Buttons

YoYoLemon Vibrating Licking Pump Review: Arcane Magic

This is a sponsored post. I’m here on the blog today with my review of a vibrating licking pump from YoYoLemon. It’s a bit bold to label a sex toy as arcane magic, but here we are, and I will explain in time. Never fear, dear readers: we’re going to jump right into the action.… Read more YoYoLemon Vibrating Licking Pump Review: Arcane Magic

Enigma wave in hand

Lelo Enigma Wave Review: A Wave of Delight

I’m on the blog today writing a Lelo Enigma Wave review just in time for Halloween, but there’s nothing spooky or supernatural about the delight of this toy. While the original Lelo Enigma was an excellent product in its own right, the improvements on the Wave have elevated it to new heights. Or shall I… Read more Lelo Enigma Wave Review: A Wave of Delight

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We-Vibe Rave 2 Review: Rave Reviews Again

I’m happy to be reviewing another great vibrator from We-Vibe today: the Rave 2. With its asymmetrical design, dual rumbly vibrators, and flexible shape, the Rave 2 improves on the established quality of the original Rave. I’m a big fan. First Impressions The Rave 2 comes in a professional-looking, sturdy box with an image of… Read more We-Vibe Rave 2 Review: Rave Reviews Again