Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m… Read more Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo
It’s still fuck-around fall, dear readers! I’ve been underwater with the day job for the last few weeks, but I’m surfacing to tell you about an absolutely delightful wand vibrator that made my overwork a bit more bearable. The Le Wand massager is (as you guessed) a wand massager, and it’s the flagship product of… Read more Le Wand Massager: Le Delights
I’ve reviewed a couple of the Lelo Enigma line on this blog: the original Enigma, then the Enigma Wave, and now I’m back to share my Lelo Enigma Double Sonic review. The Double Sonic combines multiple types of stimulation into an amazing orgasm machine. The marketing hype is fancy, and I’m not sure how much… Read more Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Review: Double Delights, Triple Dollars
The term OG always makes me laugh, especially when applied to sequels. It’s Original Gangsta, and when you have follow-ups, they’re no longer the original, right? Of course, I’m asking for nuanced naming conventions from a sex toy company who has named themselves Tracy’s Dog and commits to that name with their whole chest, so… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: Not the New OG
Summer sensations are over, folks, and we’re onto Fuck-Around Fall. I decided not to use that term in my post title, though, because the robots that trawl the internet don’t always like swearing. But I certainly like it. So we’re here in Fuck-Around Fall and I’m reviewing the We-Vibe Jive 2, a wearable bullet vibrator… Read more We-Vibe Jive 2 Review: Still Jiving
It’s the last days of summer, at least meteorologically speaking, and I’m happy to round out the Summer Sensations to an even dozen toys with this incredible final wild card. The Honey Play Box Empress is a multifunction adventure with sucking, licking, and vibrating features and the complexity to boot. We’ve gotta dive in here.… Read more Honey Play Box Empress Review: Summer Sensations 12
It doesn’t feel like summer this week in New England, that’s for sure: I’ve been wearing a hoodie in mornings and evenings, and it was even cold enough last night to enjoy a hot bath. Fall is just around the corner, but I’m clinging to Summer Sensations until the grip of Labor Day. Today, I’m… Read more Lelo Mia 3 Review: Summer Sensations 11
Back so soon? Of course! It’s still summer sensations, and I’m getting all the pleasure I can out of the last days of this season. Today, that means a Romp Shine X review. Known for quality sex toys at budget-friendly prices, Romp is a company name that everyone should know. I’m happy to finally get… Read more Romp Shine X Review: Summer Sensations 10
I love toys with attention to aesthetics. This Funzze Glass Dildo is a beautiful product that works well as both an art piece and a dildo. I’m happy to be reviewing it for my ninth product in the Summer Sensations collection. First Impressions Funzze doesn’t do elaborate packaging, and so like their other toys, this… Read more Funzze Glow in the Dark Glass Dildo Review: Summer Sensations 9
We’re well into August now, and while summer may be drawing to a close, I’ve got a bunch of Summer Sensations sex toys to squeeze into this month before we roll into fall. Today I’m reviewing the Lovense Lush 3, a wearable egg-style g-spot vibrator with a rumbly motor and some of the best Bluetooth… Read more Lovense Lush 3 Review: Summer Sensations 8