I’m a Halloween girl. Once October 1st rolls around, it’s officially spooky season, and I’m in the Halloween zone for the entire month. September is reserved for other autumnal delights, but Halloween month is a delight that I wish could last all year round. Well…now it can, thanks to Geeky Sex Toys. The Ghost dildo… Read more Spooky Knows No Season: Ghost Dildo Review
I’ve had the pleasure of fucking a lot of different things in my adult life, but until now, I’ve never fucked a mermaid dick. Thanks to the wonderful people at Geeky Sex Toys, though, I’ve now had the pleasure…and you should, too. As purveyors of the weird, the wonderful, the just-barely-off-brand, Geeky Sex Toys has… Read more Deep Sea Dicking: The Geeky Sex Toys Mermaid Dildo Review
This Pride dildo review encapsulates one truth that I’ve found over and over in my years (years!) of sex toy reviewing: a toy doesn’t have to be the most unique, or the fanciest, to do a pretty damn good job. I reference “the Pride dildo review” in the title of this piece, as if there… Read more Classically Awesome: The Pride Dildo Review
This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review