It’s that time of year, folks. The turkey has been eaten and the dishes have been washed…or at least in my house, piled up to the side to be dealt with later. We don’t have time for DISHES! There are HUGE BLACK FRIDAY SEX TOY SALES! This is a non-exhaustive list of companies that I… Read more Black Friday 2022: Sex Toy Roundup!
It’s the first day of Sexmas! This annual holiday sex toy review-fest is now several years in the making, and I’m starting a bit early this year with Thanksgiving rather than waiting until December. For this first review, I’m taking a look at the Honey Play Box Joi. The Joi is a J-shaped toy combining… Read more Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review
It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season
Folks, I’ve gotta tell you something. I’m absolutely furious about the OG Pro 2. I’m furious because I’m having some of the best orgasms of my whole damn life right now, multiple orgasms that go on forever and defy the laws of science and physics, and it’s because of a toy from a company with… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad
I always enjoy when companies are innovating with regard to sex toy form and function. MysteryVibe is one of those companies. Their name makes me think of the erstwhile “Mystery Date” game of the ’70s, but their vibrators are 21st-century creativity. The Poco is a bullet/g-spot vibrator that lets you customize its curve for a… Read more MysteryVibe Poco Review: Customized Curves
It’s Fun Factory’s birthday! And to celebrate this birthday, I’m reviewing one of their classic dildos: the Boss. This Boss review celebrates a toy with length and girth for those of us who like a little extra. While Fun Factory excels in high-tech vibrators and pulsators, the Boss is simple functionality that hits all the… Read more Fun Factory Boss Review: Climbing the Corporate Ladder
Most sex toys are straightforward, and some require me to experiment a bit to figure them out. This Lelo Ida Wave review looks at a toy in the second category. While the Ida Wave seemed easy to use at first, I needed to do some extended experimenting to make it work with my body. The… Read more Lelo Ida Wave Review: Riding the Wave
It’s the third day of Dicksmas, the holiday sex toy review fest that obeys no rules of the calendar! Today, I’m sharing my Honeypot CBD Lube review. This was a unique product that was a lot of fun to review, and one I think many of my readers will enjoy. I’m posting on Christmas day,… Read more Honeypot CBD Lube Review: Dicksmas Day Three
It’s that time again, folks. Sex toy retailers, like everyone else, are offering up some stellar deals for Black Friday (and usually for the whole weekend). Check it out! Affiliate links are being used in this post. Hot Octopuss Hot Octopuss is offering up to 50% off, which is a fabulous deal! Here are some… Read more The Black Friday 2021 Sex Toy Roundup
This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review