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Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

My Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review is, sadly, not full of love. The Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is very close to a wonderful toy, but with a design just this side of ideal. Unfortunately, a few small design issues have a large impact, and this is not a toy that works well for me. Background If… Read more Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

I’ve put off writing this We-Vibe Sync review for an incredibly long time. I’ve had the toy for a while, and I’ve been using it solo quite often, but I haven’t written this actual review… until now. Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I’m here to write this We-Vibe Sync review despite not having the perfect dataset… Read more We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

It’s time for another Fun Factory review, this time a Fun Factory Drei review! I’ve got to say, I’m pretty excited about the pun I’ve got going in this blog post title. I’m also pretty excited about the Stronic Drei, which is (so far) my favorite Fun Factory pulsator. You want thrusty action with fun… Read more Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

Merry Christmas, all! How about a toy review? It’s deja vu day here on the blog, and I’m back with a Tantus Goliath Review! This time, I specifically have a Tantus Goliath Super Soft review, which is the toy I thought I was getting when I got the Goliath Super Hard instead. (That’s not really… Read more Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this honest review, and I’m happy to have finally laid hands on this legendary sex toy. Note:… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!

Sometimes, vibrators are amazing triumphs of engineering perfectly aligned to my needs, and I love them for those reasons. And sometimes, vibrators are cute and moderately successful, and while they’re not earth-shattering or unique, they’re pretty good. The Whale vibrator from IMToy‘s Zoo line falls into the latter category. While it’s not perfect, it has… Read more IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!

Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight

Happy Masturbation Month, folks! It’s that time of year again, when folks like me talk about self-love and the Twittersphere is rife with the #MasturbationMonth hashtag. My pinned tweet gets a fair amount of reblogging this month. Some gif advice for #MasturbationMonth : this is not how to deal with a clitoris. pic.twitter.com/YOWHHx7M56 — Elia… Read more Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight