National Masturbation Month may be over, but now it’s June, and June means Pride Month! It’s unofficially summer — spiritually summer, if you will — so I’m moving into a new themed seasonal review collection: Summer Sensations. The weather’s hot and the toys are hotter. For my first post of June, I’m reviewing the Rose… Read more Rose Pro 3 Tongue Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 1
I haven’t written a review for a Hot Octopuss product in a while, so I’m really happy to be on the blog today with their latest product! Hot Octopuss is a company I enthusiastically support, as they’re always working to build accessibility into their sex toys. The Pulse Queen is a wand with oscillating technology.… Read more Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Review: Masturbation Month Day Five
My top priority of sex toys is effectiveness, obviously. I want a toy that gets me off. But if you’ve been following the blog long enough, you know that I’m also a sucker for cute toys. So, I’m thrilled to be on the blog today reviewing the Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This is… Read more Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator Review: It’s So Cute, I’m Gonna Explode
Hi folks! I’m on the blog today reviewing the Lelo Soraya Beads, an anal beads massager. I’m getting tripped up as to whether this is a singular or plural noun. Like, why is it a pair of underwear, but only one bra?? I think it’s both. These are the Lelo Soraya Beads, and they are… Read more Lelo Soraya Beads Review: Expanding Boundaries
I’m happy to be on the blog today reviewing the Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs. I’ve become more and more of a Bloomi fan since I started reviewing for them. With high-quality sex products at intro-level price points, plus an in-store presence in mainstream shops like Target, Bloomi is making sex toys more accessible. And I’m… Read more Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs Review
It’s Day 1 of Sexmas, folks! Sexmas begins on Thanksgiving and runs until the end of the calendar year, or thereabouts. It’s when I catch up on my reviews before year’s end, and it’s probably when you’re shopping for some gifts for yourself or loved ones. Now, the food has been eaten, right down to… Read more Silc Touch Ergonomic Handle Review: Sexmas Day 1
I’ve gotta hand it to Fun Factory: they’re good at improving on toys. My Laya III review looks at a toy that’s gone through several iterations (clearly), and the new one is better than the last. I liked the Laya II all right, although it didn’t really rock my world. Fun Factory later discontinued the… Read more Laya III Review: Laya It On Me, Again
This is a sponsored post. I’m always on the lookout for new types of toys to try. I was very excited to partner with Laphwing to try the Nereids Tentacle Grinder, a soft silicone textured toy designed for grinding-style stimulation. With a fun aquatic theme and the option to add a vibrator, the Nereids Tentacle… Read more Laphwing Nereids Tentacle Grinder Review: Grind On
Hey folks! It’s mid-August, and you know what that means: The Fun Factory birthday sale! Every year, this wonderful German manufacturer of some of the best sex toys in the business goes hog-wild and discounts almost the whole shebang by 40%. And that day is today, Monday August 14th, until midnight. Do you need new… Read more Fun Factory Birthday Sale: Get Off, Save Big
I think you folks are going to see through me if I start one more review with the phrase, “I don’t normally like big dildos, but…” In truth, this Hippogriff Dildo review is another review of a dildo that’s bigger than what I’d choose in general, and which I definitely, definitely loved. Even though I… Read more Hippogriff Dildo Review: Hung Like A Horse