I have a lot of feelings about the future of our government on this 4th of July, to the point where it’s hard to think about something like sex toys. But at the same time, I think the mundane pleasures of our existence are part of what keep us going through tough stretches. Small delights?… Read more Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5
June is drawing to a close, and my Lovense Dolce review shows just how sweet summer can be! Yes, i’s summer sensations, and I’m making a pun on the product name “Dolce.” You know I’m all about that pun life. The Lovense Dolce is a wearable app-controlled vibrator that provides both clitoral and g-spot stimulation.… Read more Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4
I haven’t written a review for a Hot Octopuss product in a while, so I’m really happy to be on the blog today with their latest product! Hot Octopuss is a company I enthusiastically support, as they’re always working to build accessibility into their sex toys. The Pulse Queen is a wand with oscillating technology.… Read more Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Review: Masturbation Month Day Five
It’s my 300th post on this blog! It’s also still National Masturbation Month! What a perfect day to review the Mushroom Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This toy offers two different types of stimulation and manages to look cute as hell while doing it. First Impressions The Mushroom comes in a white box with the toy’s… Read more Mushroom Sucking Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Four
Hi folks! It is National Masturbation Month, and I’m doing a bunch of review to celebrate. Today, on Day Three (which is not May 3rd), I am reviewing the Lovense Nora. I’m so excited to be reviewing for Lovense! They are the big name in remote-controlled vibrator technology. I was an IndieGogo supporter of the… Read more Lovense Nora Review: Masturbation Month Day Three
Hi folks! I’m back with another review in honor of National Masturbation Month. I’m calling this my “day two” review because it’s my second review, but we all know it’s not May 2nd, right? Try not to think about it too deeply. I’m here with another review from Funzze, which is a company offering a… Read more Funzze Inflatable Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Two
Hello folks! It’s May, and that means a lot of things: warmer weather, blooming flowers, college graduations…and National Masturbation Month! I have a bunch of toys to review, so I’m going to celebrate this month in style by bringing you a whole slew of reviews. Today, Day One, I’m reviewing the Terri Tapping Vibrator from… Read more Terri Tapping Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day One
My top priority of sex toys is effectiveness, obviously. I want a toy that gets me off. But if you’ve been following the blog long enough, you know that I’m also a sucker for cute toys. So, I’m thrilled to be on the blog today reviewing the Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This is… Read more Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator Review: It’s So Cute, I’m Gonna Explode
Hi folks! I’m on the blog today reviewing the Lelo Soraya Beads, an anal beads massager. I’m getting tripped up as to whether this is a singular or plural noun. Like, why is it a pair of underwear, but only one bra?? I think it’s both. These are the Lelo Soraya Beads, and they are… Read more Lelo Soraya Beads Review: Expanding Boundaries
Wand vibrators are one of the most famous forms of sex toys. Masquerading as a back massager, or doing legit double duty as one, wand vibrators from various companies have been a stealth sex toy since the 70s. I’m on the blog today reviewing the Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand, a wand vibrator with a… Read more Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand Review: Magic Plus Accessories