Elia Winters

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Sex Toy Reviews

Over 150 unbiased sex toy reviews about products from dozens of companies

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Blog posts about everything other than sex toy reviews

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Come and Play Podcast

A geeky, kinky podcast by Elia Winters and Kysmet Scribbles. Currently on hiatus, to return in late spring 2023.

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About Elia

Biography, plus links about collaboration opportunities and press kit info

Recent Posts

  • Mushroom Sucking Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Four

    It’s my 300th post on this blog! It’s also still National Masturbation Month! What a perfect day to review the Mushroom Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This toy offers two different types of stimulation and manages to look cute as hell while doing it. First Impressions The Mushroom comes in a white box with the toy’s……

  • Lovense Nora Review: Masturbation Month Day Three

    Hi folks! It is National Masturbation Month, and I’m doing a bunch of review to celebrate. Today, on Day Three (which is not May 3rd), I am reviewing the Lovense Nora. I’m so excited to be reviewing for Lovense! They are the big name in remote-controlled vibrator technology. I was an IndieGogo supporter of the……

  • Funzze Inflatable Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Two

    Hi folks! I’m back with another review in honor of National Masturbation Month. I’m calling this my “day two” review because it’s my second review, but we all know it’s not May 2nd, right? Try not to think about it too deeply. I’m here with another review from Funzze, which is a company offering a……

  • Terri Tapping Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day One

    Hello folks! It’s May, and that means a lot of things: warmer weather, blooming flowers, college graduations…and National Masturbation Month! I have a bunch of toys to review, so I’m going to celebrate this month in style by bringing you a whole slew of reviews. Today, Day One, I’m reviewing the Terri Tapping Vibrator from……

  • Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator Review: It’s So Cute, I’m Gonna Explode

    My top priority of sex toys is effectiveness, obviously. I want a toy that gets me off. But if you’ve been following the blog long enough, you know that I’m also a sucker for cute toys. So, I’m thrilled to be on the blog today reviewing the Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This is……

  • Lelo Soraya Beads Review: Expanding Boundaries

    Hi folks! I’m on the blog today reviewing the Lelo Soraya Beads, an anal beads massager. I’m getting tripped up as to whether this is a singular or plural noun. Like, why is it a pair of underwear, but only one bra?? I think it’s both. These are the Lelo Soraya Beads, and they are……