Elia Winters
Welcome to the online home of Elia Winters!
Books
Elia’s latest releases and full backlist
Sex Toy Reviews
Over 150 unbiased sex toy reviews about products from dozens of companies
Blog
Blog posts about everything other than sex toy reviews
Come and Play Podcast
A geeky, kinky podcast by Elia Winters and Kysmet Scribbles. Currently on hiatus, to return in late spring 2023.
About Elia
Biography, plus links about collaboration opportunities and press kit info
Recent Posts
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Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review
With a post title like that, I don’t think there’s any room for a witty subtitle. Will the terms “wiggling and sucking” help or hinder my SEO, do you think? Regardless, I’m here on the blog today reviewing the Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator, which may not have a brief name, but does have……
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Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button
It’s spring, and I’m back on here reviewing the Womanizer Enhance! This Womanizer Enhance review looks into a product that’s laser-focused on clitoral stimulation. (Yeah, I’m talking about that button.) This product combines pleasure air clit stimulation with vibration, and the combination is an all-around winner. Let’s take a closer look. First Impressions Womanizer packaging……
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Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro Review
What a title, am I right? Not sure what my search engine optimization is going to do with the Orgasm Monster Pro, but I do know what you, the reader, can do with it! Today I’m on the blog reviewing this pinpoint stimulation toy from Funzze. The Orgasm Monster Pro is a focused vibrator that……
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Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs Review
Happy new year, dear readers. I’ve been on a hiatus from the blog, supporting my family through some difficult times, but I’m back and ready to share my Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs review with you. Whether you’re aiming to strengthen your pelvic floor, activate your sacral chakra, or enjoy some surreptitious sex toy play,……
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Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for a long time now, but this is my first sex toy advent calendar, and I’m thrilled! Lovehoney has multiple sex toy advent calendars available, and I’m reviewing the Indulge, which provides 12 days of fun. I’m going to divide this review into two halves: spoiler-free before the page break,……
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Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo
Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m……
