Elia Winters

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Sex Toy Reviews

Over 150 unbiased sex toy reviews about products from dozens of companies

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Come and Play Podcast

A geeky, kinky podcast by Elia Winters and Kysmet Scribbles. Currently on hiatus, to return in late spring 2023.

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About Elia

Biography, plus links about collaboration opportunities and press kit info

Recent Posts

  • Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

    I’m always interested in trying a toy with an interesting aesthetic, as you can tell if you spend any time on this blog. I was excited to try the Beauty Blender Vibrator from Funzze, which looks like a makeup application sponge but actually is (gasp) a sex toy. While the functionality falls short of my……

  • French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

    This is a sponsored post. Sometimes the toys that are the strangest to look at end up being some of the most memorable. The French Kiss, also know as the Tongue Couple Massage Rose Toy, is an external stimulator/vibrator that looks a little silly and works wonderfully. It’s also a reminder not to judge a……

  • Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Pleased as Punch

    This is a sponsored post. In the world of sex toy reviewing, like in most arenas, substance matters more than style. And yet sometimes the style is so delightful that it has to be mentioned alongside substance, bearing equal weight. This review of the Sunset Mushroom from Pink Punch celebrates a vibrator that may not……

  • Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

    Fun Factory, you have my heart forever, and this Vim review is a great example of why. The Vim massager wand is a brand new product from Fun Factory, a wand that manages to somehow be both cordless and powerful, rumbly and nearly silent. It’s a beacon of sunshine that has earned a special place……

  • Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

    This is a sponsored post. Sometimes I don’t know what to make of a sex toy until I try it. The Octopus vibrator from Ootyemo is an interesting multifaceted toy that shines in versatility and powerful vibrations. More of a chimera than an octopus, it’s also not quite sure what it is. But that doesn’t……

  • Roses Everywhere: PlayfulToy Rose Toy Review

    This is a sponsored post. Everything’s coming up roses lately, if the internet world of sex toys is any indication. Rose-themed vibrators and clit suckers are everywhere. I love the world of sex toys that don’t look like sex toys, so I’m a fan of all these roses. Today I’m reviewing the Rose Toy from……