Elia Winters

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Books

Elia’s latest releases and full backlist


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Sex Toy Reviews

Over 150 unbiased sex toy reviews about products from dozens of companies


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Blog

Blog posts about everything other than sex toy reviews


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Come and Play Podcast

A geeky, kinky podcast by Elia Winters and Kysmet Scribbles. Currently on hiatus, to return in late spring 2023.


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About Elia

Biography, plus links about collaboration opportunities and press kit info


Recent Posts

  • Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight

    I’ve been reviewing sex toys for a long time now, but this is my first sex toy advent calendar, and I’m thrilled! Lovehoney has multiple sex toy advent calendars available, and I’m reviewing the Indulge, which provides 12 days of fun. I’m going to divide this review into two halves: spoiler-free before the page break,……

  • Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

    Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m……

  • Le Wand Massager: Le Delights

    It’s still fuck-around fall, dear readers! I’ve been underwater with the day job for the last few weeks, but I’m surfacing to tell you about an absolutely delightful wand vibrator that made my overwork a bit more bearable. The Le Wand massager is (as you guessed) a wand massager, and it’s the flagship product of……

  • Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Review: Double Delights, Triple Dollars

    I’ve reviewed a couple of the Lelo Enigma line on this blog: the original Enigma, then the Enigma Wave, and now I’m back to share my Lelo Enigma Double Sonic review. The Double Sonic combines multiple types of stimulation into an amazing orgasm machine. The marketing hype is fancy, and I’m not sure how much……

  • Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: Not the New OG

    The term OG always makes me laugh, especially when applied to sequels. It’s Original Gangsta, and when you have follow-ups, they’re no longer the original, right? Of course, I’m asking for nuanced naming conventions from a sex toy company who has named themselves Tracy’s Dog and commits to that name with their whole chest, so……

  • We-Vibe Jive 2 Review: Still Jiving

    Summer sensations are over, folks, and we’re onto Fuck-Around Fall. I decided not to use that term in my post title, though, because the robots that trawl the internet don’t always like swearing. But I certainly like it. So we’re here in Fuck-Around Fall and I’m reviewing the We-Vibe Jive 2, a wearable bullet vibrator……

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Le Wand Massager: Le Delights

It’s still fuck-around fall, dear readers! I’ve been underwater with the day job for the last few weeks, but I’m surfacing to tell you about an absolutely delightful wand vibrator that made my overwork a bit more bearable. The Le Wand massager is (as you guessed) a wand massager, and it’s the flagship product of… Read more Le Wand Massager: Le Delights