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Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review

With a post title like that, I don’t think there’s any room for a witty subtitle. Will the terms “wiggling and sucking” help or hinder my SEO, do you think? Regardless, I’m here on the blog today reviewing the Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator, which may not have a brief name, but does have… Read more Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review

Front of toy, showing nozzle

Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button

It’s spring, and I’m back on here reviewing the Womanizer Enhance! This Womanizer Enhance review looks into a product that’s laser-focused on clitoral stimulation. (Yeah, I’m talking about that button.) This product combines pleasure air clit stimulation with vibration, and the combination is an all-around winner. Let’s take a closer look. First Impressions Womanizer packaging… Read more Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button

Sturdy pink and gold box that looks like marble, with an image of the product on a paper wrapper

Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs Review

Happy new year, dear readers. I’ve been on a hiatus from the blog, supporting my family through some difficult times, but I’m back and ready to share my Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs review with you. Whether you’re aiming to strengthen your pelvic floor, activate your sacral chakra, or enjoy some surreptitious sex toy play,… Read more Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs Review

12 days of discovery outer box, purple with a gold heart

Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight

I’ve been reviewing sex toys for a long time now, but this is my first sex toy advent calendar, and I’m thrilled! Lovehoney has multiple sex toy advent calendars available, and I’m reviewing the Indulge, which provides 12 days of fun. I’m going to divide this review into two halves: spoiler-free before the page break,… Read more Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight

Tentacle knot dildo from front

Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m… Read more Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

Double sonic in hand

Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Review: Double Delights, Triple Dollars

I’ve reviewed a couple of the Lelo Enigma line on this blog: the original Enigma, then the Enigma Wave, and now I’m back to share my Lelo Enigma Double Sonic review. The Double Sonic combines multiple types of stimulation into an amazing orgasm machine. The marketing hype is fancy, and I’m not sure how much… Read more Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Review: Double Delights, Triple Dollars

OG 3 both halves

Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: Not the New OG

The term OG always makes me laugh, especially when applied to sequels. It’s Original Gangsta, and when you have follow-ups, they’re no longer the original, right? Of course, I’m asking for nuanced naming conventions from a sex toy company who has named themselves Tracy’s Dog and commits to that name with their whole chest, so… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: Not the New OG

Jive 2 in hand

We-Vibe Jive 2 Review: Still Jiving

Summer sensations are over, folks, and we’re onto Fuck-Around Fall. I decided not to use that term in my post title, though, because the robots that trawl the internet don’t always like swearing. But I certainly like it. So we’re here in Fuck-Around Fall and I’m reviewing the We-Vibe Jive 2, a wearable bullet vibrator… Read more We-Vibe Jive 2 Review: Still Jiving