Masturbation

Baton components

Lead Your Own Parade: Le Wand Baton Review

No, we’re not talking about the kind of batons you twirl or use to accompany the color guard. This Le Wand Baton review is talking about 100% pure sex toy: a straightforward, simple vibrator designed for direct clitoral stimulation. You could probably use it on other parts of the body, or maybe for a massage,… Read more Lead Your Own Parade: Le Wand Baton Review

Le Wand Deux with instructions and case

Deux Hands Are Better Than One: Le Wand Deux Review

These are trying times. In the United States, where I live, social distancing seems to be the only way to stem the current pandemic. Folks are concerned for their health and the health of loved ones. Businesses, schools, restaurants are increasingly shuttered with each passing day. In times like these, it’s a bit strange to… Read more Deux Hands Are Better Than One: Le Wand Deux Review

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Steampunk Buzz: Zeppelina Vibrator Review

I love a novelty vibrator with a cute aesthetic, but it has to have more than looks: it needs function, too. The Zeppelina is a vibrator by Dr. Rocco’s Pleasure Emporium, a steampunk-themed sex toy line. While it’s not the best vibrator I’ve used, the aesthetic and girth push it slightly into the positives. Plus,… Read more Steampunk Buzz: Zeppelina Vibrator Review

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Deep Sea Dicking: The Geeky Sex Toys Mermaid Dildo Review

I’ve had the pleasure of fucking a lot of different things in my adult life, but until now, I’ve never fucked a mermaid dick. Thanks to the wonderful people at Geeky Sex Toys, though, I’ve now had the pleasure…and you should, too. As purveyors of the weird, the wonderful, the just-barely-off-brand, Geeky Sex Toys has… Read more Deep Sea Dicking: The Geeky Sex Toys Mermaid Dildo Review

melt from underside, showing opening

I’ll Stop The World: We-Vibe Melt Review

Why yes, I did throw in a Modern English reference for the title of this post, and I will not apologize for it! This We-Vibe Melt review celebrates another pressure-wave device, which are among the most valued toys in my extensive toy arsenal right now. Unlike the Womanizer or Satisfyer brands, however, the We-Vibe Melt… Read more I’ll Stop The World: We-Vibe Melt Review

Tiger from side

A Mighty Roar: Fun Factory Tiger Review

My love affair with Fun Factory goes way back, and aside from a few missteps, nearly all their products are amazing. My Fun Factory Tiger review celebrates another fantastic toy that combines most of the qualities I love from the Patchy Paul with a few additional design features to make it even more appealing. It’s… Read more A Mighty Roar: Fun Factory Tiger Review

Amo out of box

Amo, Amas, Amat: Hot Octopuss Amo Review

It’s a new decade, and life is too short for mediocre sex toys. Fortunately, Hot Octopuss is here with the Amo, a beautiful bullet vibe that combines a rumbly motor with an effective design. It’s everything I liked about the DiGiT without those weird finger loops. It’s named for love, and I’m in love. Here… Read more Amo, Amas, Amat: Hot Octopuss Amo Review

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Ease into 2020 with Vibease – Dicksmas Day 4

Happy New Year! Because Dicksmas follows no rules of the calendar, it’s somehow Day 4. Today I’m reviewing Vibease, a Bluetooth and app-controlled vibrator that integrates with sexy audios. This is a fun, novel approach to the app-controlled vibrator experience, paired with a good-quality vibrator, for an overall solid product. Out of the Box The… Read more Ease into 2020 with Vibease – Dicksmas Day 4

It's an Easter egg.

Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019

It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019