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Classically Awesome: The Pride Dildo Review

This Pride dildo review encapsulates one truth that I’ve found over and over in my years (years!) of sex toy reviewing: a toy doesn’t have to be the most unique, or the fanciest, to do a pretty damn good job. I reference “the Pride dildo review” in the title of this piece, as if there… Read more Classically Awesome: The Pride Dildo Review

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Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review

I’ve written several reviews of Satisfyer’s newest line of products, including the Pro G-Spot Rabbit and the Pro 4 Couples. Despite my loud and undying love of the Pro Penguin, the new line has left me underwhelmed. Well, I’m pleased to announce that this has changed. My Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration review is filled with… Read more Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review

Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

My Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review is, sadly, not full of love. The Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is very¬†close to a wonderful toy, but with a design just this side of ideal. Unfortunately, a few small design issues have a large impact, and this is not a toy that works well for me. Background If… Read more Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

I’ve put off writing this We-Vibe Sync review for an incredibly long time. I’ve had the toy for a while, and I’ve been using it solo quite often, but I haven’t written this actual review… until now. Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I’m here to write this We-Vibe Sync review despite not having the perfect dataset… Read more We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

Fun Factory Volita Review: Not Quite A Diet Volta

My Fun Factory Volita review is not quite as exuberant as my review for its older cousin, the Volta, which I have reviewed and loved on this blog. The Volita is a small vibrator that does a lot of things right, but alas, isn’t the best option for my picky clit and expensive taste. Background… Read more Fun Factory Volita Review: Not Quite A Diet Volta

Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

It’s time for another Fun Factory review, this time a Fun Factory Drei review! I’ve got to say, I’m pretty excited about the pun I’ve got going in this blog post title. I’m also pretty excited about the Stronic Drei, which is (so far) my favorite Fun Factory pulsator. You want thrusty action with fun… Read more Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love

I am so excited to be finally writing this Fun Factory Volta review, because this toy is one of my favorite toys of the year. I had low expectations and was, instead, completely dazzled by this surprise hit. This post contains affiliate links, the use of which helps support this blog.¬† The Backstory When Fun… Read more Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love