Masturbation

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Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

This Fun Factory Patchy Paul review is a celebration. After quite a few mediocre toys lately, I was starting to think that I was getting jaded to the whole sex toy review thing. Was everything just lower quality than I expected, falling short of my expectations? Are my expectations just too high? Perhaps, but not… Read more Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

SHEQU thruster in hand, from the side

SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

The SHEQU Thruster — also known as the “G Spot Dildo Vibrator Sex Toy, SHEQU Thrusting Sex Massager with 10 Vibration Mode Silicone Clitoris Vaginal Rechargeable Stimulator Vibe Masturbator Adult Toy for Women” — has some pretty high expectations for its own performance. Sadly, this is a toy that’s more style than substance, succeeding for… Read more SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

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The Tongue Flower: Fondlove Oral Sex Simulator Review

There are a lot of toys out there that claim to mimic the sensation of receiving oral sex. And, universally, they all fail. (Are there exceptions? Let me know.) But just because a toy can’t mimic oral sex doesn’t mean it’s a bad toy. The oral sex simulator from Fondlove doesn’t feel anything like oral… Read more The Tongue Flower: Fondlove Oral Sex Simulator Review

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More of a Bee: Fondlove Butterfly Vibrator Review

I love the idea of “wearable” vibrators, and discreet vibrators made to be used for public play. Even if I don’t always want to try them in public, the option is fun. I was excited to do a butterfly vibrator review for Fondlove, a company who contacted me about trying their products. While the butterfly… Read more More of a Bee: Fondlove Butterfly Vibrator Review

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The Fifth Day of Dicksmas: Désirables Dalia Review

On the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa sent my way…a porcelain dildo for some play! This Désirables Dalia review is a first for the blog: a dildo made of porcelain instead of silicone, steel, glass, plastic, or anything else. The Dalia is a gorgeous toy that’s more art than toy, but it’s still built with… Read more The Fifth Day of Dicksmas: Désirables Dalia Review

Rabbit out of box, with charging cord

The Second Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Rabbit Review

It’s the second day of Dicksmas, and this Paloqueth Rabbit Review is way better than two turtledoves. If you like vibrators, and you like saving money, you’re going to want this product. The Paloqueth Rabbit surpassed all my expectations and is my new must-recommend budget vibrator.  Background Info I get a lot of requests to… Read more The Second Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Rabbit Review

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The Goldilocks of Pulsators? Stronic Surf Review

This Stronic Surf review is the latest in a long line of Fun Factory pulsator reviews, but that doesn’t mean it’s business as usual. The Stronic Surf is a great pulsator that’s got several design features I enjoy, making it – for me – my favorite pulsator so far. It’s got the right mix of… Read more The Goldilocks of Pulsators? Stronic Surf Review