Classically Awesome: The Pride Dildo Review

This Pride dildo review encapsulates one truth that I’ve found over and over in my years (years!) of sex toy reviewing: a toy doesn’t have to be the most unique, or the fanciest, to do a pretty damn good job.

I reference “the Pride dildo review” in the title of this piece, as if there is only one, but I need to immediately clarify that I’m referring to the Pride dildo from Geeky Sex Toys. I keep referring to it as the bisexual dildo at home because it’s colored like the bisexual pride flag, as I requested, and because I’m a big ol’ bi and I like anything with those bi colors. You can get it in a number of pride colors! But I digress. Let’s roll it on back and talk about how I ended up with this dildo in the first place.

Background Info

I contacted Geeky Sex Toys in Australia about reviewing toys for them, since (as you can probably guess), our brands are in sync. I chose two toys from their site: the Tentacle Hentai dildo, for which I wrote my glowing review here, and this Pride dildo in the bisexual flag colors. They happily sent them along, and I loved the company so much, I became an affiliate for them. Things are very exciting in Elia’s bedroom.

Out of the Box

The Pride dildo doesn’t come in a box! Geeky Sex Toys makes their own toys, and so this beauty is sculpted out of silicone, and it comes in a lovely thin white bag. I didn’t photograph the bag. If you want to see a toy in a bag, you can peek over to the photo I included in the Tentacle post. For this dildo, I was way too excited to get it out of the bag.

A note: I had just washed the dust and traveling whatevers off this dildo before I photographed it, and it may have a few water drops on it in these photos. (As may my hand.) It’s water from the tap. It’s not any fluid my body excretes on its own. Don’t get horrified (or, alternately, inappropriately turned on). 

pride dildo on bed

Here she is, lying on my bed in all her naked glory. (Damn, I would love to write that sentence about a few people.) Notice the great colors! The bisexual dildo here is rocking her pride-filled self. I can’t help referring to her as a “she,” sometimes my toys just seem gendered to me, even the ones that resemble penises. I’ll try to call this dildo “it” for the rest of this post so as not to weird people out.

Did you catch that tiny detail at the base? Hmm? Let me give you a better look.

Base of pride dildo with heart shape

Look! The base of the toy is a cute-as-fuck heart! This means it’s got a flared base and it’s adorable.

Here’s a better look at that heart, head-on:

Heart shaped base, viewed head-on

Here are a few shots of the toy from different angles so you can see the shape and how it compares to my hand size and finger size.

I really love how in that last image, it kind of looks like a cartoon guy with feet. Also, my camera coloring is off; I don’t have a really dingy comforter on my bed.

The Pride dildo is a moderately-sized dildo with a bit of a curved silhouette and a flared, heart-shaped base. In my case, it’s also pink, purple, and blue, repping my bisexuality. 

But here’s the real question: how fuckable is it?

Into My Box

It’s very fuckable.

To tell you what I love about the Pride dildo, I need to share that at first, upon seeing it in comparison to some of my other dildos, I was… not over the moon for it. It wasn’t super thin, like a beginner anal dildo, and it wasn’t a bulbous wreck like some of the beasts I’ve fucked from Tantus. It was pretty medium-sized. And I wasn’t expecting medium-sized to treat me well.

Reader, I was wrong. 

The silicone of the Pride dildo is soft, but not so soft that I couldn’t feel the pressure of it. And, since it’s not overly blunt or super huge, I could insert it without a ton of warmup. I like to warmup during my playtime, sometimes, so this was a great toy for that. I didn’t feel like I was at risk of tearing my delicate vag with a mighty thrust.

The middle bump of the toy, the curved center that’s almost-visible in the pictures, is surprisingly perfect rubbing over my g-spot. As I stroke the toy, that wider area stimulates me a bit extra, and damn, that’s good stuff. Plus, since the toy gets broader but not crazy-broad at the base, I can fuck myself pretty deep with it and hit my a-spot, that sensitive spot up in the fornix area behind my cervix that lights me on fire. 

But what’s the real surprise hit? For me, it’s that heart-shaped base.

Sleeper Hit: The Heart-Shaped Base

It seems cute, and a little gimmicky, but for me, it let me keep the curved part of the toy angled exactly where I wanted it while I was thrusting. See, dildos generally aren’t the same all the way around. They have orientations.

(THIS ONE IS BISEXUAL!)

No, not those kind of orientations. I mean, there’s often a ridge on the head part, or a bumpy section for g-spot stimulation, or some kind of non-symmetrical design feature that only works if the dildo is “facing” one particular way. With a round base, if a dildo turns slightly in my vagina while I’m using it  — which, let’s face it, happens any time I take my hand away — I will lose track of which part has the ultra-good angle to hit my g-spot or what have you. I have to pull the toy most of the way out again to orient it how I want it. 

Not so with the Pride dildo. Because that heart is an easily-felt landmark, I can keep the dildo pointing right where I want it while going to town thrusting away. 

Cheers and Caveats

Cheers for customization! In addition to the bisexual flag colors, you can also get the full Pride rainbow, the colors of the transgender flag, or the lesbian flag. Or, even BETTER, you can select “something else,” and tell them at checkout what colors you want! Want the ace flag, demi flag, pan flag, polyamory flag, etc? They’ll make it for you! They’re awesome like that!  

Cheers for high quality silicone.

Cheers for a wide base, making this toy safe for anal use and compatible with harness play. As I said above, cheers for also making that base shaped like a heart.

Cheers for $15 flat rate shipping! From Australia! Listen people, I once shipped two pounds of American candy to a pen pal in Australia and it cost me $50. The fact that I can get a down-under dildo for $15 shipping is a fucking miracle. Even better, spend $75 and get your shipping for free. 

Caveat: this isn’t a giant dildo. If you’re a size queen (which I have been told is a gender-neutral term?), look elsewhere… or use it for anal. Your call. Not every dildo is right for every person. It’s like Goldilocks for dicks.

Final Thoughts

The Pride dildo isn’t the most unique dildo in the world. It’s not the biggest, or the bumpiest, or the fanciest, but it’s built for effectiveness, and I found it pretty damn effective. It’s classically awesome.

Plus it’s cute as hell. I would drop trou in a heartbeat for a pretty gal or guy who straps one of these on to use with me. 

Have Pride in your fucking.

This product was provided by Geeky Sex Toys in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links are being used in this blog post, and buying stuff through them benefits the blog. 

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