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Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich

My Fun Factory Bück Dick review celebrates a delightfully simple, delightfully fun toy that manages to somehow excel at two different purposes. Not only does it have a great name, but it’s a whopping good time, and I emphasize the “whopping” part. The Bück Dich is half paddle, half dildo, and all delight. Background Info… Read more Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich

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High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review