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Amor from side

Seeing Rainbows: Rainbow Amor Review

It’s Pride Month, and this Rainbow Amor review is building on that theme! This gorgeous intro-sized dildo from Fun Factory boasts a smooth surface, suction cup-style base, slight curve, and a sassy rainbow color scheme. I think the Rainbow Amor is a perfect toy for many of your dildo needs. Plus, sales of this dildo… Read more Seeing Rainbows: Rainbow Amor Review

Soma on velvet bag

Get A Little Twisted: Soma Twisted Glass Dildo Review

This is a sponsored post. Hi folks! While I frequently review fancy electronic vibrators and pulsators on this blog, I love a good dildo. I’m thrilled to be reviewing the Soma Twisted Glass Dildo from Prisms Erotic Glass. The Soma is a beautiful dildo with a delightful curve and decent girth, and it was a… Read more Get A Little Twisted: Soma Twisted Glass Dildo Review

Nomi from front

Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

Ghost dildo with face

Spooky Knows No Season: Ghost Dildo Review

I’m a Halloween girl. Once October 1st rolls around, it’s officially spooky season, and I’m in the Halloween zone for the entire month. September is reserved for other autumnal delights, but Halloween month is a delight that I wish could last all year round. Well…now it can, thanks to Geeky Sex Toys. The Ghost dildo… Read more Spooky Knows No Season: Ghost Dildo Review

Mermaid dildo from side

Deep Sea Dicking: The Geeky Sex Toys Mermaid Dildo Review

I’ve had the pleasure of fucking a lot of different things in my adult life, but until now, I’ve never fucked a mermaid dick. Thanks to the wonderful people at Geeky Sex Toys, though, I’ve now had the pleasure…and you should, too. As purveyors of the weird, the wonderful, the just-barely-off-brand, Geeky Sex Toys has… Read more Deep Sea Dicking: The Geeky Sex Toys Mermaid Dildo Review

Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review

This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. My Icicles 69 review celebrates the intersections of several things I love: firm dildos, g-spot stimulation, and tentacles. If you know me at all, you probably know about my deep-seated… Read more Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review

Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich

My Fun Factory Bück Dick review celebrates a delightfully simple, delightfully fun toy that manages to somehow excel at two different purposes. Not only does it have a great name, but it’s a whopping good time, and I emphasize the “whopping” part. The Bück Dich is half paddle, half dildo, and all delight. Background Info… Read more Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich

Hookah from side

High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review

This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review