On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas
This Fun Factory Stronic G review will strike some familiar chords if you have read my other Fun Factory pulsator reviews. The Stronic G further elevates and refines several of the pulsator’s best qualities, while also minimizing some of the aspects I didn’t like as much. There are a few downsides, but overall, this might… Read more Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas
Episode Summary In Come and Play episode 26, Kysmet rejoins me on the podcast. We talk about two sex toys – well, one sex toy (the Satisfyer Pro Penguin) and one medical kegel aid (the kGoal). This is an in-depth examination and discussion of both devices, but the episode summary doesn’t do it justice. We… Read more Come and Play Episode 26: Don’t Get Head from the DemiGorgon
The second day of Dicksmas starts with a bang, or rather, a banging. I’m here to review the Tantus Goliath, which lives up to its name in a pretty significant way. This Tantus Goliath review is a new frontier for dickings and for my vagina. Note: the days of Dicksmas do not correspond to any… Read more Tantus Goliath Review: 2nd Day of Dicksmas
It is the First Day of Dicksmas! I have a backlog of product reviews, and so I decided that I will catch up this month. So, as a result of trying to catch up on all my reviews, Dicksmas was born! I am going to try and get all twelve days of Dicksmas, even though… Read more Satisfyer Pro Penguin Review: 1st Day of Dicksmas
Update: there’s a newer version of this toy! Check out my review of the Tango X. I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango
For this Tantus Echo Super Soft review, I want to talk about how delightful it can be to have nothing super crazy going on. This is a straightforward, lovely dildo, and I’m happy to be writing about it. This will be two dildo reviews in a row, people. I am going to need to switch… Read more Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!
My Fun Factory Bouncer review is mostly full of praise, because I love so much about this dildo. I had been coming off a couple of “meh” reviews from Fun Factory, and I was feeling bad about it, because I like so many of their toys! I really enjoyed the Stronic Eins and the Bi… Read more Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness
My Mystery Vibe Crescendo Review is a little mix of everything, which is fitting, because the Crescendo is a little mix of everything as well. When the people at Luvoqa contacted me about reviewing the Crescendo, I was intrigued and said yes immediately. The actual toy has been a mixed bag, but overall, I’m a… Read more Mystery Vibe Crescendo Review
Sometimes, vibrators are amazing triumphs of engineering perfectly aligned to my needs, and I love them for those reasons. And sometimes, vibrators are cute and moderately successful, and while they’re not earth-shattering or unique, they’re pretty good. The Whale vibrator from IMToy‘s Zoo line falls into the latter category. While it’s not perfect, it has… Read more IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!