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IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!

Sometimes, vibrators are amazing triumphs of engineering perfectly aligned to my needs, and I love them for those reasons. And sometimes, vibrators are cute and moderately successful, and while they’re not earth-shattering or unique, they’re pretty good. The Whale vibrator from IMToy‘s Zoo line falls into the latter category. While it’s not perfect, it has… Read more IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!

Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight

Happy Masturbation Month, folks! It’s that time of year again, when folks like me talk about self-love and the Twittersphere is rife with the #MasturbationMonth hashtag. My pinned tweet gets a fair amount of reblogging this month. Some gif advice for #MasturbationMonth : this is not how to deal with a clitoris. pic.twitter.com/YOWHHx7M56 — Elia… Read more Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight

Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow

I’m excited to write this Tantus Cush O2 Review because it is groundbreaking territory for me in several ways. It’s a toy I totally changed my mind about, it’s setting some records in the drawer, and it got me off in a way I’ve never gotten off before. Let’s begin, shall we? My Cush Origin… Read more Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow

Fun Factory Laya II Review: Laya It On Me!

8/2018 update: since writing this post, Fun Factory seems to have discontinued the Laya II and is back to manufacturing the Layaspot. I updated links in this post to lead to the Layaspot, but that is a somewhat different toy, and so this review may no longer be entirely accurate.  Writing my Fun Factory Laya… Read more Fun Factory Laya II Review: Laya It On Me!

Tantus Rumble Review: Rumbles and Grumbles

Getting the toy in my hands to write a Tantus Rumble review has been a far more difficult endeavor than I anticipated. Tantus doesn’t send them out to just anyone to review; you need to have a proven track record of doing reviews, I think, and I’m early in my Tantus career. Needless to say, when Tantus… Read more Tantus Rumble Review: Rumbles and Grumbles

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review: The Clit Cobra Triumph

Here is my Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review! At the bottom of this post is information about how you can win your own courtesy of Fun Factory and this blog. After I reviewed the Fun Factory Stronic Eins, I knew I wanted to try another one of their pulsators. Based on my wants for the… Read more Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review: The Clit Cobra Triumph

Fun Factory Stronic Eins Review: Eins For The Books!

I’m thrilled to be writing a Fun Factory Stronic Eins review for so many reasons. First off, Fun Factory has had a special place in my heart since I first saw the “Patchy Paul” many years ago. A company that would cheerfully make a high-quality vibrator that looks like a happy caterpillar is a company that’s… Read more Fun Factory Stronic Eins Review: Eins For The Books!

Tantus Flurry O2 Review: A Flurry of G-Spot Action

For today, I’m doing a Tantus Flurry O2 review, and while I’m not sure I can keep going with the terrible puns for every review, I’m certainly going to try. According to Tantus, the Flurry O2 is made specifically to target the g-spot. It’s got exaggerated ridges right where it counts. Beyond that, it’s a very smooth, soft… Read more Tantus Flurry O2 Review: A Flurry of G-Spot Action

Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!

I recently received my first Tantus toy to review: the acute dildo. I appreciate a good math analogy, and the acute dildo is indeed built at an acute angle, billed as mimicking the perfect angle for penetration. So here’s my Tantus acute dildo review. The acute is listed as a “warm up” dildo, and this… Read more Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!