Reviews

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

All right, I finally present to you my Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit review. Satisfyer sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. I wanted so badly to love this and everything that Satisfyer makes, but unfortunately, this is not a win for me. I like Satisfyer’s suction. I like g-spot stimulation. So where… Read more Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

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Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love

I am so excited to be finally writing this Fun Factory Volta review, because this toy is one of my favorite toys of the year. I had low expectations and was, instead, completely dazzled by this surprise hit. This post contains affiliate links, the use of which helps support this blog.  The Backstory When Fun… Read more Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love

Adrien Lastic Caress Review: The Tenth Day of Dicksmas

I know it’s the middle of January, but Dicksmas is still going strong. I have twelve days to get through, people! I’m not going to abandon you before that. So, for the tenth day of Dicksmas, I have an Adrien Lastic Caress review. If you have no idea what that is, stick around. This vibe,… Read more Adrien Lastic Caress Review: The Tenth Day of Dicksmas

Indigo Foxtail Review: The Ninth Day of Dicksmas

Happy New Year, folks! I’m writing this Indigo Foxtail Review for the ninth day of Dicksmas, and the first Dicksmas post of the new year. I’m still in the Dicksmas spirit, and I hope you are, too. Spank Academy’s Indigo Foxtail is way more fun than I expected, and I was expecting fun. Background Info… Read more Indigo Foxtail Review: The Ninth Day of Dicksmas

Sistalk Monster Vibe Review: The Eighth Day of Dicksmas

Right on the heels of the Queen Bee review, I’ve got a Sistalk Monster Vibe Review for you. I’m reviewing Sistalk’s Master Godzilla remote vibrator, part of their “Monster Pub” line of vibrators. It’s the Eighth Day of Dicksmas, and I have for you today an adorable vibrator with questionable functionality. Background Info I contacted… Read more Sistalk Monster Vibe Review: The Eighth Day of Dicksmas

Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

6/23/21 update – This product seems to no longer be produced. Christmas has come and gone, but Dicksmas continues. This Queen Bee review captures some of what is difficult about reviewing toys: while this isn’t a perfect toy for me, it will definitely be a perfect toy for many of my readers. Let’s talk about… Read more Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

Merry Christmas, all! How about a toy review? It’s deja vu day here on the blog, and I’m back with a Tantus Goliath Review! This time, I specifically have a Tantus Goliath Super Soft review, which is the toy I thought I was getting when I got the Goliath Super Hard instead. (That’s not really… Read more Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

Dodil Dildo Review: The Fifth Day of Dicksmas

This Dodil dildo review celebrates one of the most fun and innovative toys I’ve played with in a while. For the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa gave to me… a Dodil dildo under the tree! Actually, in my vagina. Not under the tree. I wanted it to rhyme. By the way, if you aren’t doing… Read more Dodil Dildo Review: The Fifth Day of Dicksmas

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas