Reviews

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High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review

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Intensify Neutral: Kama Sutra Intensify Plus Review

Who hasn’t heard of the Kama Sutra? Not only is it a renown book of acrobatic sex positions, but it’s also a company that produces sexual enhancement products. I first heard of them at some variant of a passion party about fifteen years ago, but I couldn’t remember ever trying their products. When they contacted… Read more Intensify Neutral: Kama Sutra Intensify Plus Review

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Honour Rubber Cuffs Review: Where The Rubber Meets The Wrists

I have my share of kinks, but I’ve never been into rubber the way some people are really into rubber. Nonetheless, I was surprised how much I liked the rubber wrist and ankle cuffs from Honour Clothing, a UK-based kink and fetish shop. This Honour rubber cuffs review celebrates the material I never thought I’d… Read more Honour Rubber Cuffs Review: Where The Rubber Meets The Wrists

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Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

This Fun Factory Patchy Paul review is a celebration. After quite a few mediocre toys lately, I was starting to think that I was getting jaded to the whole sex toy review thing. Was everything just lower quality than I expected, falling short of my expectations? Are my expectations just too high? Perhaps, but not… Read more Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

SHEQU thruster in hand, from the side

SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

The SHEQU Thruster — also known as the “G Spot Dildo Vibrator Sex Toy, SHEQU Thrusting Sex Massager with 10 Vibration Mode Silicone Clitoris Vaginal Rechargeable Stimulator Vibe Masturbator Adult Toy for Women” — has some pretty high expectations for its own performance. Sadly, this is a toy that’s more style than substance, succeeding for… Read more SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

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The Tongue Flower: Fondlove Oral Sex Simulator Review

There are a lot of toys out there that claim to mimic the sensation of receiving oral sex. And, universally, they all fail. (Are there exceptions? Let me know.) But just because a toy can’t mimic oral sex doesn’t mean it’s a bad toy. The oral sex simulator from Fondlove doesn’t feel anything like oral… Read more The Tongue Flower: Fondlove Oral Sex Simulator Review

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More of a Bee: Fondlove Butterfly Vibrator Review

I love the idea of “wearable” vibrators, and discreet vibrators made to be used for public play. Even if I don’t always want to try them in public, the option is fun. I was excited to do a butterfly vibrator review for Fondlove, a company who contacted me about trying their products. While the butterfly… Read more More of a Bee: Fondlove Butterfly Vibrator Review

BDSM kit parts, all inclusive

The Seventh Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth BDSM Kit Review

Damn, that’s a long title for a blog post. Christmas may be over, and the new year may be behind us, but Dicksmas continues. That’s right; Dicksmas does not obey any of the natural calendar rules. So for this, the seventh day of Dicksmas, I’m presenting my Paloqueth BDSM Kit Review. Background Info Paloqueth is… Read more The Seventh Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth BDSM Kit Review

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The Sixth Day of Dicksmas: Omigo Bidet

And now for something completely different. It’s Christmas today, a day for food and family. It’s also the sixth day of Dicksmas, because Dicksmas does not follow the rules of any calendar. For this, Christmas day, the sixth day of Dicksmas, I wanted to review a not-dick: the Omigo Bidet. My Omigo Bidet review has… Read more The Sixth Day of Dicksmas: Omigo Bidet