I’ve had my clit sucked by a lot of toys, and a handful of people. It’s a good time. But I’ve never, until now, had the opportunity to try a product by the original air pressure sex toy device manufacturer, the unfortunately-named but highly-regarded Womanizer. That ends today! This Womanizer Starlet review examines a small,… Read more Hollywood Clit Sucker: Womanizer Starlet Review
If you’ve been anywhere near this blog for a while, or you follow me on Twitter, you may have heard me sing the praises of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin. In fact, I’ve recommended a lot of Satisfyer pressure wave toys over the years: the “pressure wave” air stimulation feels like it’s sucking your clitoris, and… Read more Sucking Doesn’t Suck: The Satisfyer Pressure Wave Lineup Review
I have no idea if putting the word “Dicks” in the subject line of this blog post is going to fuck my SEO six ways from Sunday, but that’s okay. This post is a massive roundup review of the Satisfyer line of vibrators. There are so many vibrators, but they’re quite similar except in some… Read more Dicks Ahoy: The Satisfyer Vibrator Line
This We-Vibe Moxie review looks at a vibe combining a good idea with a pretty good execution for a vibrator that nonetheless isn’t quite right for me. I’ve long celebrated We-Vibe for their innovations in vibrator technology, especially when it comes to wearable vibes and bluetooth connectivity. The Moxie, with its goal of a public… Read more Show A Little Moxie: We-Vibe Moxie Review
This HotOctopuss DiGit review celebrates a toy that’s got great functionality and good (but not perfect) design. Many will love it, and I definitely like it, even if I’d make some changes. It’s well-named, pocket-sized, and quite handsome. Let’s DiG in! Out of the Box The DiGit comes in an elegant, simple box with a… Read more I Almost Dig It: HotOctopuss DiGit Review
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. Before I get into the details of this Magic Tongue vibe review, I must give this introduction: some sex toys are absolutely ridiculous. They have unappealing packaging, unpleasant names, strange… Read more Surprise Party: Magic Tongue Vibe Review
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. My Icicles 69 review celebrates the intersections of several things I love: firm dildos, g-spot stimulation, and tentacles. If you know me at all, you probably know about my deep-seated… Read more Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review
This Paloqueth Mermaid review is not breaking any new ground. It’s a straightforward vibrator that’s straightforward and effective. But in this day of fancy bells-and-whistles sex toys, sometimes a simple, inexpensive vibrator is a breath of fresh air. With its strong motor and basic design, the Paloqueth Mermaid is a good starter vibrator and a… Read more Swimmingly Simple: Paloqueth Mermaid Review
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. I wanted so badly to like this vibrator, folks, but this Jopen Pavé Liz review is full of disappointment. This toy is not without merits–it’s not the Satisfyer Multifun, for… Read more Jopen Pavé Liz: All Buzz, No Wow
My Fun Factory Bück Dick review celebrates a delightfully simple, delightfully fun toy that manages to somehow excel at two different purposes. Not only does it have a great name, but it’s a whopping good time, and I emphasize the “whopping” part. The Bück Dich is half paddle, half dildo, and all delight. Background Info… Read more Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich