Reviews

Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

My Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review is, sadly, not full of love. The Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is very close to a wonderful toy, but with a design just this side of ideal. Unfortunately, a few small design issues have a large impact, and this is not a toy that works well for me. Background If… Read more Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

I’ve put off writing this We-Vibe Sync review for an incredibly long time. I’ve had the toy for a while, and I’ve been using it solo quite often, but I haven’t written this actual review… until now. Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I’m here to write this We-Vibe Sync review despite not having the perfect dataset… Read more We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

Fun Factory Volita Review: Not Quite A Diet Volta

My Fun Factory Volita review is not quite as exuberant as my review for its older cousin, the Volta, which I have reviewed and loved on this blog. The Volita is a small vibrator that does a lot of things right, but alas, isn’t the best option for my picky clit and expensive taste. Background… Read more Fun Factory Volita Review: Not Quite A Diet Volta

Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

It’s time for another Fun Factory review, this time a Fun Factory Drei review! I’ve got to say, I’m pretty excited about the pun I’ve got going in this blog post title. I’m also pretty excited about the Stronic Drei, which is (so far) my favorite Fun Factory pulsator. You want thrusty action with fun… Read more Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

All right, I finally present to you my Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit review. Satisfyer sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. I wanted so badly to love this and everything that Satisfyer makes, but unfortunately, this is not a win for me. I like Satisfyer’s suction. I like g-spot stimulation. So where… Read more Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

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Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love

I am so excited to be finally writing this Fun Factory Volta review, because this toy is one of my favorite toys of the year. I had low expectations and was, instead, completely dazzled by this surprise hit. This post contains affiliate links, the use of which helps support this blog.  The Backstory When Fun… Read more Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love

Adrien Lastic Caress Review: The Tenth Day of Dicksmas

I know it’s the middle of January, but Dicksmas is still going strong. I have twelve days to get through, people! I’m not going to abandon you before that. So, for the tenth day of Dicksmas, I have an Adrien Lastic Caress review. If you have no idea what that is, stick around. This vibe,… Read more Adrien Lastic Caress Review: The Tenth Day of Dicksmas

Indigo Foxtail Review: The Ninth Day of Dicksmas

Happy New Year, folks! I’m writing this Indigo Foxtail Review for the ninth day of Dicksmas, and the first Dicksmas post of the new year. I’m still in the Dicksmas spirit, and I hope you are, too. Spank Academy’s Indigo Foxtail is way more fun than I expected, and I was expecting fun. Background Info… Read more Indigo Foxtail Review: The Ninth Day of Dicksmas