I love a novelty vibrator with a cute aesthetic, but it has to have more than looks: it needs function, too. The Zeppelina is a vibrator by Dr. Rocco’s Pleasure Emporium, a steampunk-themed sex toy line. While it’s not the best vibrator I’ve used, the aesthetic and girth push it slightly into the positives. Plus,… Read more Steampunk Buzz: Zeppelina Vibrator Review
I’ve had the pleasure of fucking a lot of different things in my adult life, but until now, I’ve never fucked a mermaid dick. Thanks to the wonderful people at Geeky Sex Toys, though, I’ve now had the pleasure…and you should, too. As purveyors of the weird, the wonderful, the just-barely-off-brand, Geeky Sex Toys has… Read more Deep Sea Dicking: The Geeky Sex Toys Mermaid Dildo Review
Why yes, I did throw in a Modern English reference for the title of this post, and I will not apologize for it! This We-Vibe Melt review celebrates another pressure-wave device, which are among the most valued toys in my extensive toy arsenal right now. Unlike the Womanizer or Satisfyer brands, however, the We-Vibe Melt… Read more I’ll Stop The World: We-Vibe Melt Review
My love affair with Fun Factory goes way back, and aside from a few missteps, nearly all their products are amazing. My Fun Factory Tiger review celebrates another fantastic toy that combines most of the qualities I love from the Patchy Paul with a few additional design features to make it even more appealing. It’s… Read more A Mighty Roar: Fun Factory Tiger Review
It’s a new decade, and life is too short for mediocre sex toys. Fortunately, Hot Octopuss is here with the Amo, a beautiful bullet vibe that combines a rumbly motor with an effective design. It’s everything I liked about the DiGiT without those weird finger loops. It’s named for love, and I’m in love. Here… Read more Amo, Amas, Amat: Hot Octopuss Amo Review
Happy New Year! Because Dicksmas follows no rules of the calendar, it’s somehow Day 4. Today I’m reviewing Vibease, a Bluetooth and app-controlled vibrator that integrates with sexy audios. This is a fun, novel approach to the app-controlled vibrator experience, paired with a good-quality vibrator, for an overall solid product. Out of the Box The… Read more Ease into 2020 with Vibease – Dicksmas Day 4
My friends, I’m writing this post on Christmas Day. We’ve opened gifts, I’ve got BBC’s Top Gear reruns on the television, and my husband is seasoning a roast. It’s the perfect time for me to review one of the most overwhelmingly perfect toys I have ever introduced to my nether bits. As my Christmas gift… Read more Wood, Glorious Wood: Dicksmas Day 3
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019
Happy December! If you’ve been hanging around the blog for a while, you may know that December starts the Days of Dicksmas. During Dicksmas, which may be any number of days long, I review a bunch of products with the goal of getting through my review backlog. As a result, you get a bunch of… Read more What's the Vector, Victor? Dicksmas 2019
I have been very curious about pumps, especially in combination with vibration or other types of stimulation, but never had a chance to try one until now. When SheVibe contacted me about trying some of their newest products, I volunteered to try the Pipedream “Fantasy For Her /Her Ultimate Pleasure,” a truly intriguing yet terrifying… Read more Scary, Yet Satisfying: “Fantasy For Her” From Pipedream