This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. Before I get into the details of this Magic Tongue vibe review, I must give this introduction: some sex toys are absolutely ridiculous. They have unappealing packaging, unpleasant names, strange… Read more Surprise Party: Magic Tongue Vibe Review
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. My Icicles 69 review celebrates the intersections of several things I love: firm dildos, g-spot stimulation, and tentacles. If you know me at all, you probably know about my deep-seated… Read more Tentacle Delight: Icicles 69 Review
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. I wanted so badly to like this vibrator, folks, but this Jopen Pavé Liz review is full of disappointment. This toy is not without merits–it’s not the Satisfyer Multifun, for… Read more Jopen Pavé Liz: All Buzz, No Wow
My Fun Factory Bück Dick review celebrates a delightfully simple, delightfully fun toy that manages to somehow excel at two different purposes. Not only does it have a great name, but it’s a whopping good time, and I emphasize the “whopping” part. The Bück Dich is half paddle, half dildo, and all delight. Background Info… Read more Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich
This Uberrime review is a review of not one, but two toys from the independent dildo manufacturer Uberrime. I’m reviewing the Xenuphora Tentacle dildo and the Quattro Pulsanti dildo, two gorgeous toys in one post. Background Info I discovered Uberrime by accident when a sex blogger I follow was posting pics of their toys on… Read more Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review
This Satisfyer Multifun review is not a celebration. No, in the world of hits and misses, the Multifun is a giant miss. This designation of “terrible sex toy” encompasses the Multifun 1 and Multifun 2, so negligibly different as to be practically the same toy, and both full of sadness. This review is a full-on,… Read more MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review
Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review
This Fun Factory Patchy Paul review is a celebration. After quite a few mediocre toys lately, I was starting to think that I was getting jaded to the whole sex toy review thing. Was everything just lower quality than I expected, falling short of my expectations? Are my expectations just too high? Perhaps, but not… Read more Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm
I’ve used a fair share of cock rings in my time, but the Lovely 2.0 is far more advanced than anything I’d ridden so far. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a good fit for my husband, and so not a great toy for us. You might feel differently. For this Lovely 2.0 review, I wanted to give… Read more Lovely 2.0 Review: A Mixed Bag
There are a lot of toys out there that claim to mimic the sensation of receiving oral sex. And, universally, they all fail. (Are there exceptions? Let me know.) But just because a toy can’t mimic oral sex doesn’t mean it’s a bad toy. The oral sex simulator from Fondlove doesn’t feel anything like oral… Read more The Tongue Flower: Fondlove Oral Sex Simulator Review