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We-Vibe Melt Box

Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Welcome again to the Days of Dicksmas! This is a December-focused review roundup where I catch up on product reviews and add some festive cheer to your month by talking about sex toys. Dicksmas obeys no rules: there might be any number of Days of Dicksmas and they might go all the way into mid-January… Read more Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

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Nice Kurves: Hot Octopuss Kurve Review

I’ve always been a fan of Hot Octopuss for their innovative sex toys and focus on pleasure for all bodies, so I was excited to be able to do this Kurve review. The Hot Octopuss Kurve is a g-spot vibrator with “treble and bass” vibrations, an interesting concept that produces a highly customizable vibration experience… Read more Nice Kurves: Hot Octopuss Kurve Review

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Thrusting Rabbit Review: Everything But The Kitchen Sink

There’s an old saying: if you can’t tie a knot, tie a lot. This Thrusting Rabbit review has nothing to do with bondage, or knot tying, but it does connect to that old saying. The Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit from Adam & Eve is not the best at any one of the things it does, but… Read more Thrusting Rabbit Review: Everything But The Kitchen Sink

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Seeing Green: Womanizer Premium Eco Review

Womanizer has been a leader in sex toy innovation for years. Popularizing pressure-wave/”pleasure air” technology and spawning the next wave in clit stimulation, Womanizer is again breaking new ground with the Premium Eco. My Womanizer Premium Eco review looks at this sustainable sex toy for its design and its effectiveness. In short, the Premium Eco… Read more Seeing Green: Womanizer Premium Eco Review

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Lelo Enigma Review: No Mystery, Just Great Orgasms

I’ve reviewed a lot of sex toys in the past five years. (Over 100! You can check out the spreadsheet.) Often, when a toy is trying to do multiple things at the same time, it fails in all of them. There are notable exceptions. The Lelo Enigma is an exception. The Engima is described as… Read more Lelo Enigma Review: No Mystery, Just Great Orgasms

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Bi, Bi, Bi: Fun Factory Lady Bi Review

It’s pride month, I’m bi, and this Lady Bi review is an excited “thumbs up” for a powerful rabbit-style vibe from Fun Factory. Intrigued? Hell yeah. Let’s get started. Background Info I’m a complete whore for Fun Factory. While they do occasionally have some misses, nearly all the products I’ve reviewed from them are a… Read more Bi, Bi, Bi: Fun Factory Lady Bi Review

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Large and In Charge: Fun Factory Big Boss Review

My Fun Factory Big Boss review is making me question everything I’ve always said about myself in terms of sex toy preferences. For years I’ve touted the claim that I’m not a size queen, I prefer medium-sized toys, etc etc. And granted, there are definitely clear limits to my preferences. But I’m starting to realize… Read more Large and In Charge: Fun Factory Big Boss Review

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Magical Wizard Pipe: Angel’s Wings Review

This is a sponsored post. My Angel’s Wings review celebrates a toy that is a surprise hit of early 2021. This strangely-named toy combines pressure wave clitoral stimulation with vibration and what I can only describe as a g-spot jackhammer, and it’s a quick trip to orgasm city, my friends. Best of all: it looks… Read more Magical Wizard Pipe: Angel’s Wings Review