6/23/21 update – This product seems to no longer be produced. Christmas has come and gone, but Dicksmas continues. This Queen Bee review captures some of what is difficult about reviewing toys: while this isn’t a perfect toy for me, it will definitely be a perfect toy for many of my readers. Let’s talk about… Read more Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas
Merry Christmas, all! How about a toy review? It’s deja vu day here on the blog, and I’m back with a Tantus Goliath Review! This time, I specifically have a Tantus Goliath Super Soft review, which is the toy I thought I was getting when I got the Goliath Super Hard instead. (That’s not really… Read more Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas
This Dodil dildo review celebrates one of the most fun and innovative toys I’ve played with in a while. For the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa gave to me… a Dodil dildo under the tree! Actually, in my vagina. Not under the tree. I wanted it to rhyme. By the way, if you aren’t doing… Read more Dodil Dildo Review: The Fifth Day of Dicksmas
On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas
This Fun Factory Stronic G review will strike some familiar chords if you have read my other Fun Factory pulsator reviews. The Stronic G further elevates and refines several of the pulsator’s best qualities, while also minimizing some of the aspects I didn’t like as much. There are a few downsides, but overall, this might… Read more Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas
The second day of Dicksmas starts with a bang, or rather, a banging. I’m here to review the Tantus Goliath, which lives up to its name in a pretty significant way. This Tantus Goliath review is a new frontier for dickings and for my vagina. Note: the days of Dicksmas do not correspond to any… Read more Tantus Goliath Review: 2nd Day of Dicksmas
It is the First Day of Dicksmas! I have a backlog of product reviews, and so I decided that I will catch up this month. So, as a result of trying to catch up on all my reviews, Dicksmas was born! I am going to try and get all twelve days of Dicksmas, even though… Read more Satisfyer Pro Penguin Review: 1st Day of Dicksmas
Update: there’s a newer version of this toy! Check out my review of the Tango X. I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango
For this Tantus Echo Super Soft review, I want to talk about how delightful it can be to have nothing super crazy going on. This is a straightforward, lovely dildo, and I’m happy to be writing about it. This will be two dildo reviews in a row, people. I am going to need to switch… Read more Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!
My Fun Factory Bouncer review is mostly full of praise, because I love so much about this dildo. I had been coming off a couple of “meh” reviews from Fun Factory, and I was feeling bad about it, because I like so many of their toys! I really enjoyed the Stronic Eins and the Bi… Read more Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness