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Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

I’m always interested in trying a toy with an interesting aesthetic, as you can tell if you spend any time on this blog. I was excited to try the Beauty Blender Vibrator from Funzze, which looks like a makeup application sponge but actually is (gasp) a sex toy. While the functionality falls short of my… Read more Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

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French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes the toys that are the strangest to look at end up being some of the most memorable. The French Kiss, also know as the Tongue Couple Massage Rose Toy, is an external stimulator/vibrator that looks a little silly and works wonderfully. It’s also a reminder not to judge a… Read more French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

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Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

Fun Factory, you have my heart forever, and this Vim review is a great example of why. The Vim massager wand is a brand new product from Fun Factory, a wand that manages to somehow be both cordless and powerful, rumbly and nearly silent. It’s a beacon of sunshine that has earned a special place… Read more Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

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Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes I don’t know what to make of a sex toy until I try it. The Octopus vibrator from Ootyemo is an interesting multifaceted toy that shines in versatility and powerful vibrations. More of a chimera than an octopus, it’s also not quite sure what it is. But that doesn’t… Read more Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

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Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

I don’t know if anyone here will immediately get the Tom Jones reference in my title, but my Tracy’s Dog P. Cat review is all about that WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I’ll tell you what’s new, pussycat: fast, strong orgasms from a tiny magic device that’s gained an honored spot at my bedside. Tracy’s Dog keeps… Read more Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

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Nomi Tang Flex Bi Review: Flexible Effectiveness

This is a sponsored post. I’m always excited to try a new product. This Nomi Tang Flex Bi review looks at an aesthetically pleasing, effective dual-stimulation vibrator that offers versatility in its thoughtful design. The Flex Bi shares some commonalities with other rabbit-style dual vibrators while also presenting several key differences that positively impact the… Read more Nomi Tang Flex Bi Review: Flexible Effectiveness

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Funzze Sucking & Licking Vibrator Review

I try to create clever titles for my review posts, but sometimes the title of the toy is so long that it takes up all my space. That’s what we’re dealing with here in my Funzze Sucking & Licking Vibrator review. Fortunately, the Lick/Suck (as I’m choosing to abbreviate it) is a good time: powerful… Read more Funzze Sucking & Licking Vibrator Review

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Fun Factory’s Valentine’s Sale is ON!

It doesn’t matter if you love or hate Valentine’s day. If you’re on this blog, you understand the value of sex toy sales. I’ve been a loyal Fun Factory reviewer for years now, and while I adore their products, their prices are sometimes a challenge. Enter the Fun Factory Valentine’s Day sale. For the next… Read more Fun Factory’s Valentine’s Sale is ON!

Felipe with charging cable and instructions

Amovibe Felipe Rose Review: Everyone Loves Flowers!

This is a sponsored post. When it comes to sex toys, sometimes it’s nice to have a toy that stimulates in multiple ways at the same time. The Felipe is one of a whole line of Rose vibrators from Amovibe. This Felipe review looks at a rose vibrator with an external clit sucker and an… Read more Amovibe Felipe Rose Review: Everyone Loves Flowers!

Cello with accessories

Romp Cello Review: Sexmas Day Eight

Happy Day Eight of Sexmas! It’s almost New Year’s Eve, but Sexmas is still going strong as we meander through the Festive Perineum. (That’s the term for the period between Christmas and New Year’s.) I’m keeping up with my Romp series to review the Romp Cello. I didn’t purposefully wait until Day 8 to review… Read more Romp Cello Review: Sexmas Day Eight