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Joi in hand

Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review

It’s the first day of Sexmas! This annual holiday sex toy review-fest is now several years in the making, and I’m starting a bit early this year with Thanksgiving rather than waiting until December. For this first review, I’m taking a look at the Honey Play Box Joi. The Joi is a J-shaped toy combining… Read more Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review

that gaping mouth

Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci

Sex toys are getting more unusual in shape and design, and the Lora DiCarlo Baci certainly fits that description. With its strange body design, it doesn’t look like any sex toy I’ve ever used before. Fortunately, it functions really well and makes good use of its strange shape. First Impressions The Baci comes in an… Read more Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci

Dot with accessories

Lelo Dot Review: Small And Mighty

I’m very excited to be an early reviewer of the Lelo Dot, a pinpoint clitoral stimulator. The Lelo Dot uses a figure-eight stimulation pattern to produce a variety of sensations that vary by pressure and angle. With Lelo’s attention to design and aesthetics as well as top-notch craftsmanship, the Dot is an exciting addition to… Read more Lelo Dot Review: Small And Mighty

two dicks in skeleton hands

Monster Dildos for Spooky Season

It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season

OG Pro 2 in hand

Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad

Folks, I’ve gotta tell you something. I’m absolutely furious about the OG Pro 2. I’m furious because I’m having some of the best orgasms of my whole damn life right now, multiple orgasms that go on forever and defy the laws of science and physics, and it’s because of a toy from a company with… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad

Poco bent

MysteryVibe Poco Review: Customized Curves

I always enjoy when companies are innovating with regard to sex toy form and function. MysteryVibe is one of those companies. Their name makes me think of the erstwhile “Mystery Date” game of the ’70s, but their vibrators are 21st-century creativity. The Poco is a bullet/g-spot vibrator that lets you customize its curve for a… Read more MysteryVibe Poco Review: Customized Curves

Zalo Aya with accessories

Zalo Aya Review: Functional and Fun

The Zalo Aya tackles the white whale of vibrators: the remote-control panty vibe. While powerhouses like We-Vibe have long held market share on these public-play and long-distance-play devices, Zalo proves that it’s anybody’s game out here. The Zalo Aya is a small, effective vibe that’s fun and versatile. First Impressions Zalo’s packaging for the Aya… Read more Zalo Aya Review: Functional and Fun

Boss side

Fun Factory Boss Review: Climbing the Corporate Ladder

It’s Fun Factory’s birthday! And to celebrate this birthday, I’m reviewing one of their classic dildos: the Boss. This Boss review celebrates a toy with length and girth for those of us who like a little extra. While Fun Factory excels in high-tech vibrators and pulsators, the Boss is simple functionality that hits all the… Read more Fun Factory Boss Review: Climbing the Corporate Ladder