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Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

I’m always interested in trying a toy with an interesting aesthetic, as you can tell if you spend any time on this blog. I was excited to try the Beauty Blender Vibrator from Funzze, which looks like a makeup application sponge but actually is (gasp) a sex toy. While the functionality falls short of my… Read more Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

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French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes the toys that are the strangest to look at end up being some of the most memorable. The French Kiss, also know as the Tongue Couple Massage Rose Toy, is an external stimulator/vibrator that looks a little silly and works wonderfully. It’s also a reminder not to judge a… Read more French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

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Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Pleased as Punch

This is a sponsored post. In the world of sex toy reviewing, like in most arenas, substance matters more than style. And yet sometimes the style is so delightful that it has to be mentioned alongside substance, bearing equal weight. This review of the Sunset Mushroom from Pink Punch celebrates a vibrator that may not… Read more Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Pleased as Punch

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Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes I don’t know what to make of a sex toy until I try it. The Octopus vibrator from Ootyemo is an interesting multifaceted toy that shines in versatility and powerful vibrations. More of a chimera than an octopus, it’s also not quite sure what it is. But that doesn’t… Read more Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

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Nomi Tang Flex Bi Review: Flexible Effectiveness

This is a sponsored post. I’m always excited to try a new product. This Nomi Tang Flex Bi review looks at an aesthetically pleasing, effective dual-stimulation vibrator that offers versatility in its thoughtful design. The Flex Bi shares some commonalities with other rabbit-style dual vibrators while also presenting several key differences that positively impact the… Read more Nomi Tang Flex Bi Review: Flexible Effectiveness

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Bootie Fem Review: Shake Your Bootie

It’s Valentine’s Day, also known as Cheap Chocolate Eve. As the day winds down, I’m rolling in to review a brand new butt plug from Fun Factory: the Bootie Fem. This Bootie Fem review celebrates a generally well-designed anal plug with some thoughtful features to make double penetration even better. First Impressions The Bootie Fem… Read more Bootie Fem Review: Shake Your Bootie

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Fun Factory’s Valentine’s Sale is ON!

It doesn’t matter if you love or hate Valentine’s day. If you’re on this blog, you understand the value of sex toy sales. I’ve been a loyal Fun Factory reviewer for years now, and while I adore their products, their prices are sometimes a challenge. Enter the Fun Factory Valentine’s Day sale. For the next… Read more Fun Factory’s Valentine’s Sale is ON!

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Amovibe Felipe Rose Review: Everyone Loves Flowers!

This is a sponsored post. When it comes to sex toys, sometimes it’s nice to have a toy that stimulates in multiple ways at the same time. The Felipe is one of a whole line of Rose vibrators from Amovibe. This Felipe review looks at a rose vibrator with an external clit sucker and an… Read more Amovibe Felipe Rose Review: Everyone Loves Flowers!

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Romp Amp Review: Sexmas Day Seven

Christmas may be over, but Sexmas continues! We’re in that period of the year that I’ve taken to calling the Festive Perineum after seeing that term on social media last year. It’s a perfect description for that liminal space between Christmas and New Year’s. Fitting for this period of time, I’m reviewing the Romp Amp,… Read more Romp Amp Review: Sexmas Day Seven

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Lelo Comparison Post: Sila Cruise vs. Sona 2 Cruise for Sexmas Day 5

It’s Day 5 of Sexmas, and I’ve got something special for you all! Today, I have a Lelo comparison: the Sila Cruise vs the Sona 2 Cruise. These are both powerful, top-notch clit stimulators with a lot of similarities, and both would make excellent holiday gifts for yourself or a loved one. Let’s get into… Read more Lelo Comparison Post: Sila Cruise vs. Sona 2 Cruise for Sexmas Day 5