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Turbo baller out of the box

Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

This is a sponsored post. It’s the second day of Dicksmas 2021, and today’s the day I share with you my Turbo Baller review. The FemmeFunn Turbo Baller is a remote-control-operated vibrating dildo with 360-degree movement. This means the top third of the toy moves in a circle. It doesn’t spin on its axis like… Read more Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

We-Vibe Melt Box

Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Welcome again to the Days of Dicksmas! This is a December-focused review roundup where I catch up on product reviews and add some festive cheer to your month by talking about sex toys. Dicksmas obeys no rules: there might be any number of Days of Dicksmas and they might go all the way into mid-January… Read more Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Kurve from the side

Nice Kurves: Hot Octopuss Kurve Review

I’ve always been a fan of Hot Octopuss for their innovative sex toys and focus on pleasure for all bodies, so I was excited to be able to do this Kurve review. The Hot Octopuss Kurve is a g-spot vibrator with “treble and bass” vibrations, an interesting concept that produces a highly customizable vibration experience… Read more Nice Kurves: Hot Octopuss Kurve Review

Premium eco with accessories

Seeing Green: Womanizer Premium Eco Review

Womanizer has been a leader in sex toy innovation for years. Popularizing pressure-wave/”pleasure air” technology and spawning the next wave in clit stimulation, Womanizer is again breaking new ground with the Premium Eco. My Womanizer Premium Eco review looks at this sustainable sex toy for its design and its effectiveness. In short, the Premium Eco… Read more Seeing Green: Womanizer Premium Eco Review

Enigma from side

Lelo Enigma Review: No Mystery, Just Great Orgasms

I’ve reviewed a lot of sex toys in the past five years. (Over 100! You can check out the spreadsheet.) Often, when a toy is trying to do multiple things at the same time, it fails in all of them. There are notable exceptions. The Lelo Enigma is an exception. The Engima is described as… Read more Lelo Enigma Review: No Mystery, Just Great Orgasms

Lady Bi from side

Bi, Bi, Bi: Fun Factory Lady Bi Review

It’s pride month, I’m bi, and this Lady Bi review is an excited “thumbs up” for a powerful rabbit-style vibe from Fun Factory. Intrigued? Hell yeah. Let’s get started. Background Info I’m a complete whore for Fun Factory. While they do occasionally have some misses, nearly all the products I’ve reviewed from them are a… Read more Bi, Bi, Bi: Fun Factory Lady Bi Review

Octopus clit sucker from a slightly different side angle

No Tentacles Needed: Octopus Clit Sucker Review

This is a sponsored post. I love octopuses. If you meet me, one of the first things you’ll probably notice is the giant octopus tattoo on my shoulder. When I got the chance to try a product from Interesting Realm, I immediately spotted the octopus clit sucker, and I knew I had to give it… Read more No Tentacles Needed: Octopus Clit Sucker Review

We-vibe jive in hand

Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

wevibe touch from the front

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

There’s a new version of this toy! Check out my review of the We-Vibe Touch X. My We-Vibe Touch Review has nothing to do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, except that I love the Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a song and thought it would be perfect for the title of this post. Do you know I’ve… Read more Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2