Sex

May is National Masturbation Month!

Ladies and gentlemen, the title says it all: today begins National Masturbation Month! This month-long holiday was started in 1995 by the incredible women behind Good Vibrations, and its popularity has been “on the rise” ever since. I think everyone should have a hobby, and masturbation is a good one. I want to see masturbation… Read more May is National Masturbation Month!

Oh the Dicks You Will See: Adventures in Sexting with Strangers

Sometimes, I like sexting with people on Kik. Wow, that’s a sentence that wouldn’t have made any sense twenty years ago. In case you’re twenty years behind in technology or just haven’t heard of Kik – or maybe sexting – I’ll explain. Kik is an anonymous chat program that lets you sign up with just an email… Read more Oh the Dicks You Will See: Adventures in Sexting with Strangers

We Need To Talk About This Giant Vibrator

A while back, I wrote about the Wide World of Sex Toys. In the post on vibrators, I mentioned the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, now just called the Magic Wand. Known as the “Cadillac of vibrators,” its mind-numbing intensity combined with its “I could be a back massager” near-respectability have made it famous. I get a… Read more We Need To Talk About This Giant Vibrator

Elia Recaps Her First Kink Convention (in MS Paint)

A few weeks ago, I was fortunate enough to attend Geeky Kink New England, which is either described as “a geeky convention for kinksters” or “a kinky convention for geeks.” I first heard of this event during my research for Playing Knotty. I needed to find some kink conventions that Ian was likely to attend, and… Read more Elia Recaps Her First Kink Convention (in MS Paint)

Putting the Steam in “Steampunk”

Howdy, blog! Purely Professional is out in the world, making people happy and horny and curious about their next door neighbors and the potential of remote-control vibrators. What’s been happening in the meantime? Well, for one, my agent has been shopping around Combustion, which is a Steampunk erotic romance. We’ve been getting some offers, which is… Read more Putting the Steam in “Steampunk”

“Longest Night Of The Year” List Of Hot People

Today is the winter solstice, also known as Yule, and subsequently the longest night of the year. In honor of that fact, I thought I’d post a list of some hot people with whom I’d love to spend any long night. Consider it an early Christmas gift, if that’s your holiday of choice. I tried… Read more “Longest Night Of The Year” List Of Hot People

The Wide World of… Sex Toys: Part 4

This post is fourth in a multi-part series on sex toys. You can find the other parts here: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Miscellaneous “Kinky” Toys Ahh, kink. Kinkiness comes in many shapes and sizes: your “vanilla” might be my “rocky road.” There’s a whole range of kinky toys out there depending on your personal tastes.… Read more The Wide World of… Sex Toys: Part 4