It’s that time of year, folks. The turkey has been eaten and the dishes have been washed…or at least in my house, piled up to the side to be dealt with later. We don’t have time for DISHES! There are HUGE BLACK FRIDAY SEX TOY SALES! This is a non-exhaustive list of companies that I… Read more Black Friday 2022: Sex Toy Roundup!
It’s the first day of Sexmas! This annual holiday sex toy review-fest is now several years in the making, and I’m starting a bit early this year with Thanksgiving rather than waiting until December. For this first review, I’m taking a look at the Honey Play Box Joi. The Joi is a J-shaped toy combining… Read more Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review
I was very excited to get the opportunity to review the Eggplant Vibrator from Funzze. While not shaped like an eggplant, this vibrator rocks the eggplant color while also sporting two motors and a flexible shape. While the vibrators themselves could be improved, reviewing this toy was a net positive. Plus, it gives me some… Read more Eggplant Vibrator Review: Not Just An Emoji
Sex toys are getting more unusual in shape and design, and the Lora DiCarlo Baci certainly fits that description. With its strange body design, it doesn’t look like any sex toy I’ve ever used before. Fortunately, it functions really well and makes good use of its strange shape. First Impressions The Baci comes in an… Read more Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci
Here we are, people, with another review of a Tracy’s Dog sex toy that blows my mind. I’m talking about the OG Flow, a 2-in-1 clit sucker and vibrator combo that lets you choose your own sex toy adventure. Just a couple of weeks ago, I was losing my mind over the OG Pro 2.… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Flow Review: Again?
It’s October, the time for mischief and mayhem, for naughtiness dressed up in the trappings of play. It’s a perfect time for me to be reviewing the Magnifique Necklace Whip from Bijoux Indiscrets. This toy hides in plain sight as a necklace and does double duty as a playful (and effective!) flogger. First Impressions Bijoux… Read more Magnifique Necklace Whip Review
I’m very excited to be an early reviewer of the Lelo Dot, a pinpoint clitoral stimulator. The Lelo Dot uses a figure-eight stimulation pattern to produce a variety of sensations that vary by pressure and angle. With Lelo’s attention to design and aesthetics as well as top-notch craftsmanship, the Dot is an exciting addition to… Read more Lelo Dot Review: Small And Mighty
It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season
Folks, I’ve gotta tell you something. I’m absolutely furious about the OG Pro 2. I’m furious because I’m having some of the best orgasms of my whole damn life right now, multiple orgasms that go on forever and defy the laws of science and physics, and it’s because of a toy from a company with… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad
I always enjoy when companies are innovating with regard to sex toy form and function. MysteryVibe is one of those companies. Their name makes me think of the erstwhile “Mystery Date” game of the ’70s, but their vibrators are 21st-century creativity. The Poco is a bullet/g-spot vibrator that lets you customize its curve for a… Read more MysteryVibe Poco Review: Customized Curves