Masturbation

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

Update: there’s a newer version of this toy! Check out my review of the Tango X. I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!

For this Tantus Echo Super Soft review, I want to talk about how delightful it can be to have nothing super crazy going on. This is a straightforward, lovely dildo, and I’m happy to be writing about it. This will be two dildo reviews in a row, people. I am going to need to switch… Read more Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!

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Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness

My Fun Factory Bouncer review is mostly full of praise, because I love so much about this dildo. I had been coming off a couple of “meh” reviews from Fun Factory, and I was feeling bad about it, because I like so many of their toys! I really enjoyed the Stronic Eins and the Bi… Read more Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness

IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!

Sometimes, vibrators are amazing triumphs of engineering perfectly aligned to my needs, and I love them for those reasons. And sometimes, vibrators are cute and moderately successful, and while they’re not earth-shattering or unique, they’re pretty good. The Whale vibrator from IMToy‘s Zoo line falls into the latter category. While it’s not perfect, it has… Read more IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!

Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight

Happy Masturbation Month, folks! It’s that time of year again, when folks like me talk about self-love and the Twittersphere is rife with the #MasturbationMonth hashtag. My pinned tweet gets a fair amount of reblogging this month. Some gif advice for #MasturbationMonth : this is not how to deal with a clitoris. pic.twitter.com/YOWHHx7M56 — Elia… Read more Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight

Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow

I’m excited to write this Tantus Cush O2 Review because it is groundbreaking territory for me in several ways. It’s a toy I totally changed my mind about, it’s setting some records in the drawer, and it got me off in a way I’ve never gotten off before. Let’s begin, shall we? My Cush Origin… Read more Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow

Fun Factory Laya II Review: Laya It On Me!

8/2018 update: since writing this post, Fun Factory seems to have discontinued the Laya II and is back to manufacturing the Layaspot. I updated links in this post to lead to the Layaspot, but that is a somewhat different toy, and so this review may no longer be entirely accurate.  Writing my Fun Factory Laya… Read more Fun Factory Laya II Review: Laya It On Me!