It’s that time of year, folks. The turkey has been eaten and the dishes have been washed…or at least in my house, piled up to the side to be dealt with later. We don’t have time for DISHES! There are HUGE BLACK FRIDAY SEX TOY SALES! This is a non-exhaustive list of companies that I… Read more Black Friday 2022: Sex Toy Roundup!
It’s the first day of Sexmas! This annual holiday sex toy review-fest is now several years in the making, and I’m starting a bit early this year with Thanksgiving rather than waiting until December. For this first review, I’m taking a look at the Honey Play Box Joi. The Joi is a J-shaped toy combining… Read more Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review
It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season
It’s the third day of Dicksmas, the holiday sex toy review fest that obeys no rules of the calendar! Today, I’m sharing my Honeypot CBD Lube review. This was a unique product that was a lot of fun to review, and one I think many of my readers will enjoy. I’m posting on Christmas day,… Read more Honeypot CBD Lube Review: Dicksmas Day Three
This is a sponsored post. It’s the second day of Dicksmas 2021, and today’s the day I share with you my Turbo Baller review. The FemmeFunn Turbo Baller is a remote-control-operated vibrating dildo with 360-degree movement. This means the top third of the toy moves in a circle. It doesn’t spin on its axis like… Read more Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two
Welcome again to the Days of Dicksmas! This is a December-focused review roundup where I catch up on product reviews and add some festive cheer to your month by talking about sex toys. Dicksmas obeys no rules: there might be any number of Days of Dicksmas and they might go all the way into mid-January… Read more Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)
It’s that time again, folks. Sex toy retailers, like everyone else, are offering up some stellar deals for Black Friday (and usually for the whole weekend). Check it out! Affiliate links are being used in this post. Hot Octopuss Hot Octopuss is offering up to 50% off, which is a fabulous deal! Here are some… Read more The Black Friday 2021 Sex Toy Roundup
It’s Christmas Eve Day, and this year, that’s Sexmas Day 6 and a Satisfyer Curvy 1+ review. I wanted to share this review with you all today because I love the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and we all deserve great orgasms for the holidays (and always). Background Info Satisfyer makes the clit sucker that got me… Read more Curvy and Satisfying: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review for Sexmas Day 6
Who doesn’t love a lazy Sunday morning? While Sunday night brings with it all the pressure of an imminent return to work for many of us, including me, the indulgent coziness of a Sunday morning is a beautiful thing. My Fun Factory Sundaze review looks at a vibrator that is more than a vibrator. The… Read more Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5
Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4