It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019
Hi folks! Happy new year 2018! I’ve been blasting through Dicksmas posts over the last month or so, but with the shift from 2017 to 2018, I decided to take a break from the sex toy reviews to write a different kind of blog post. I like to do “year in review, year ahead” posts.… Read more New Year 2018: The Wrap-Up and the Look-Ahead
Ladies and gentlemen, the title says it all: today begins National Masturbation Month! This month-long holiday was started in 1995 by the incredible women behind Good Vibrations, and its popularity has been “on the rise” ever since. I think everyone should have a hobby, and masturbation is a good one. I want to see masturbation… Read more May is National Masturbation Month!
It’s time to come clean. With the Festivus “Airing of Grievances” yesterday, I’m in the spirit of honesty, and I need to get something off my chest. I’m terrible at wrapping presents. I used to think this was because I was buying the shitty wrapping paper that tears every time you look at it wrong,… Read more I am the world’s worst wrapper of presents.