Holiday

Curvy 1+ from the front, with a shot of the buttons

Curvy and Satisfying: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review for Sexmas Day 6

It’s Christmas Eve Day, and this year, that’s Sexmas Day 6 and a Satisfyer Curvy 1+ review. I wanted to share this review with you all today because I love the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and we all deserve great orgasms for the holidays (and always). Background Info Satisfyer makes the clit sucker that got me… Read more Curvy and Satisfying: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review for Sexmas Day 6

Sundaze from front

Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5

Who doesn’t love a lazy Sunday morning? While Sunday night brings with it all the pressure of an imminent return to work for many of us, including me, the indulgent coziness of a Sunday morning is a beautiful thing. My Fun Factory Sundaze review looks at a vibrator that is more than a vibrator. The… Read more Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5

We-vibe jive in hand

Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Hedgehog from the side

Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

This is a sponsored post. Clit suckers are one of the latest types of sex toys, and this cute hedgehog from Sohimi capitalizes on that trend. My Sohimi hedgehog clit sucker review is generally positive — there are a few design flaws, and a bit of “meh,” but overall, this is an inexpensive product that… Read more Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

wevibe touch from the front

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

There’s a new version of this toy! Check out my review of the We-Vibe Touch X. My We-Vibe Touch Review has nothing to do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, except that I love the Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a song and thought it would be perfect for the title of this post. Do you know I’ve… Read more Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

It's an Easter egg.

Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019

It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019

May is National Masturbation Month!

Ladies and gentlemen, the title says it all: today begins National Masturbation Month! This month-long holiday was started in 1995 by the incredible women behind Good Vibrations, and its popularity has been “on the rise” ever since. I think everyone should have a hobby, and masturbation is a good one. I want to see masturbation… Read more May is National Masturbation Month!

I am the world’s worst wrapper of presents.

It’s time to come clean. With the Festivus “Airing of Grievances” yesterday, I’m in the spirit of honesty, and I need to get something off my chest. I’m terrible at wrapping presents. I used to think this was because I was buying the shitty wrapping paper that tears every time you look at it wrong,… Read more I am the world’s worst wrapper of presents.