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Hedgehog from the side

Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

This is a sponsored post. Clit suckers are one of the latest types of sex toys, and this cute hedgehog from Sohimi capitalizes on that trend. My Sohimi hedgehog clit sucker review is generally positive — there are a few design flaws, and a bit of “meh,” but overall, this is an inexpensive product that… Read more Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

wevibe touch from the front

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

The We-Vibe Touch has been replaced. Check out my review of the We-Vibe Touch X. All links in this post point to the Touch X. My We-Vibe Touch Review has nothing to do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, except that I love the Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a song and thought it would be perfect for… Read more Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

It's an Easter egg.

Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019

It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019

May is National Masturbation Month!

Ladies and gentlemen, the title says it all: today begins National Masturbation Month! This month-long holiday was started in 1995 by the incredible women behind Good Vibrations, and its popularity has been “on the rise” ever since. I think everyone should have a hobby, and masturbation is a good one. I want to see masturbation… Read more May is National Masturbation Month!

I am the world’s worst wrapper of presents.

It’s time to come clean. With the Festivus “Airing of Grievances” yesterday, I’m in the spirit of honesty, and I need to get something off my chest. I’m terrible at wrapping presents. I used to think this was because I was buying the shitty wrapping paper that tears every time you look at it wrong,… Read more I am the world’s worst wrapper of presents.