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Romp Amp Review: Sexmas Day Seven

Christmas may be over, but Sexmas continues! We’re in that period of the year that I’ve taken to calling the Festive Perineum after seeing that term on social media last year. It’s a perfect description for that liminal space between Christmas and New Year’s. Fitting for this period of time, I’m reviewing the Romp Amp,… Read more Romp Amp Review: Sexmas Day Seven

Sila Cruise with accessories

Lelo Comparison Post: Sila Cruise vs. Sona 2 Cruise for Sexmas Day 5

It’s Day 5 of Sexmas, and I’ve got something special for you all! Today, I have a Lelo comparison: the Sila Cruise vs the Sona 2 Cruise. These are both powerful, top-notch clit stimulators with a lot of similarities, and both would make excellent holiday gifts for yourself or a loved one. Let’s get into… Read more Lelo Comparison Post: Sila Cruise vs. Sona 2 Cruise for Sexmas Day 5

Marilyn with accessories

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Edition Review: Sexmas Day 2

Merry Sexmas, everyone! Sexmas is the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year’s where I post a bunch of sex toy reviews and try to catch up on my backlog before the end of the year. It’s a great time to celebrate all things sex toys, whether you’re buying them for yourself or someone… Read more Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Edition Review: Sexmas Day 2

two dicks in skeleton hands

Monster Dildos for Spooky Season

It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season

Zalo Aya with accessories

Zalo Aya Review: Functional and Fun

The Zalo Aya tackles the white whale of vibrators: the remote-control panty vibe. While powerhouses like We-Vibe have long held market share on these public-play and long-distance-play devices, Zalo proves that it’s anybody’s game out here. The Zalo Aya is a small, effective vibe that’s fun and versatile. First Impressions Zalo’s packaging for the Aya… Read more Zalo Aya Review: Functional and Fun

Amor from side

Seeing Rainbows: Rainbow Amor Review

It’s Pride Month, and this Rainbow Amor review is building on that theme! This gorgeous intro-sized dildo from Fun Factory boasts a smooth surface, suction cup-style base, slight curve, and a sassy rainbow color scheme. I think the Rainbow Amor is a perfect toy for many of your dildo needs. Plus, sales of this dildo… Read more Seeing Rainbows: Rainbow Amor Review

Rose Licking Vibrator Review: All Flower, No Thorns

This is a sponsored post. I’m always interested in trying new toys, especially if I hear about it from multiple sources. That’s why I was excited to try this Rose Licking Vibrator from Yoekey. With a combination of pleasant aesthetics and solid functionality, the Rose Licking Vibrator is an enjoyable sex toy that offers a… Read more Rose Licking Vibrator Review: All Flower, No Thorns