It’s that time of year, folks. The turkey has been eaten and the dishes have been washed…or at least in my house, piled up to the side to be dealt with later. We don’t have time for DISHES! There are HUGE BLACK FRIDAY SEX TOY SALES! This is a non-exhaustive list of companies that I… Read more Black Friday 2022: Sex Toy Roundup!
Happy New Year, folks! I would like to do some 2020 recaps and some 2021 “looking ahead,” but I decided instead to prioritize this review. My Satisfyer Double Joy review has been on the back burner for a while now because…well, because it’s not a positive review, and I didn’t want to end Sexmas with… Read more Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review
I’m always hopeful when I try a new sex toy. The Juna from Blush Novelties’s Lush line pleasantly lived up to my expectations, delivering quality orgasms in an attractive and easy-to-use design. A Word About Terminology In the world of vibrators, there are buzzy vibrators, and there are rumbly vibrators, and then there are oscillators.… Read more Spin Me Right Round: Blush Lush Juna Review
No, we’re not talking about the kind of batons you twirl or use to accompany the color guard. This Le Wand Baton review is talking about 100% pure sex toy: a straightforward, simple vibrator designed for direct clitoral stimulation. You could probably use it on other parts of the body, or maybe for a massage,… Read more Lead Your Own Parade: Le Wand Baton Review
These are trying times. In the United States, where I live, social distancing seems to be the only way to stem the current pandemic. Folks are concerned for their health and the health of loved ones. Businesses, schools, restaurants are increasingly shuttered with each passing day. In times like these, it’s a bit strange to… Read more Deux Hands Are Better Than One: Le Wand Deux Review
I love a novelty vibrator with a cute aesthetic, but it has to have more than looks: it needs function, too. The Zeppelina is a vibrator by Dr. Rocco’s Pleasure Emporium, a steampunk-themed sex toy line. While it’s not the best vibrator I’ve used, the aesthetic and girth push it slightly into the positives. Plus,… Read more Steampunk Buzz: Zeppelina Vibrator Review
My friends, I’m writing this post on Christmas Day. We’ve opened gifts, I’ve got BBC’s Top Gear reruns on the television, and my husband is seasoning a roast. It’s the perfect time for me to review one of the most overwhelmingly perfect toys I have ever introduced to my nether bits. As my Christmas gift… Read more Wood, Glorious Wood: Dicksmas Day 3
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019
I have been very curious about pumps, especially in combination with vibration or other types of stimulation, but never had a chance to try one until now. When SheVibe contacted me about trying some of their newest products, I volunteered to try the Pipedream “Fantasy For Her /Her Ultimate Pleasure,” a truly intriguing yet terrifying… Read more Scary, Yet Satisfying: “Fantasy For Her” From Pipedream