Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

I have a lot of feelings about the future of our government on this 4th of July, to the point where it’s hard to think about something like sex toys. But at the same time, I think the mundane pleasures of our existence are part of what keep us going through tough stretches. Small delights? Sex toys? Yes, they may be trivial compared to the wide world, but they’re also small bites of joy and we need them. So without further ado, let’s talk about today’s review for Summer Sensations 5. I’m here writing a review for the Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator, which is a multipurpose sex toy that gets the job done.

First Impressions

Funzze’s packaging is simple: brown box, company label.

Funzze box

Inside, here’s the Rotating Rabbit.

rotating rabbit with bag and accessories

In addition to the rabbit itself, you get a charging cable, instructions, and a gold silky storage bag. Funzze always has nice storage bags, and it’s good to have a change from the perpetual black.

Here’s the Rotating Rabbit from a few angles, plus a bonus glare from my kitchen table and my distorted reflection.

The Funzze Rotating Rabbit vibrator is (as you would imagine from the name) a rabbit-style vibrator with an internal arm and an external clit stimulator.

The clit stimulator is a veritable rabbit, complete with rabbit ears. The shaft has rotating beads at the base and the shaft itself moves in a circle. Each of these features is independently controlled through buttons at the base.

In Use

The Rotating Rabbit is a surprisingly effective toy. A lot of rabbit vibes can be hit-or-miss for me, where most are misses. But I really liked the rotating shaft. Having actual interior movement, not just vibration, provided great stimulation. Often, internal vibration is superficial or buzzy, and so I liked the way I could feel motion. It created a sensation of thrusting, even though there was no thrusting going on, and I liked that.

The clitoral stimulation was strong, so even though it was a bit buzzy, it was still effective. The clit arm had some flexibility but was mostly static, so I had to line up the ears with some effort, but that effort paid off.

The combination of clitoral vibration and internal movement was a winner for me. I don’t know that either feature would have been sufficient on its own, but it didn’t have to be! Combo play for the win!

Kudos and Caveats

Kudos for combining two forms of stimulation. Seriously, that’s what rabbit vibes are all about.

More kudos for choosing rotation over vibration for the internal arm. Quality move! I’m a fan.

Caveats: the clitoral arm could be more flexible, and it could also be a rumblier vibe. Still good with potential to be excellent.

Kudos for waterproofing! It’s fully submersible, folks. Take it to the bath or shower.

Caveat: the first one of these I received was non-functional (wouldn’t charge), and I had to get a replacement. Kudos for the customer service team, though, because they got me a replacement right away.

Kudos for the price point. At $42.99, this is an entry-level price on an effective vibrator.

Final Thoughts

The Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator is an effective toy with several forms of stimulation. I had no trouble getting off with it and I enjoyed its design. Plus it’s reasonably priced. If, like me, you need a distraction from the world at large at times, lean into the simple pleasures of fun sex toys. The Rotating Rabbit is a great choice for Summer Sensations.

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