I recently received my first Tantus toy to review: the acute dildo. I appreciate a good math analogy, and the acute dildo is indeed built at an acute angle, billed as mimicking the perfect angle for penetration. So here’s my Tantus acute dildo review. The acute is listed as a “warm up” dildo, and once… Read more Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!
If you’ve never heard of KinkCraft – and I’m a little embarrassed that I hadn’t – they’re a company that sells instructions and kits so you can build your own pervertables. You can either buy the courses and purchase your own supplies, or buy kits that include the course and all the supplies, or just… Read more KinkCraft Review: Do It Yourself then Do Yourself
It’s my first post as an Official Sex Toy Reviewer, and I can think of no better way to start than with my Eroscillator Review. I received an Eroscillator Top Deluxe in exchange for an honest review. I’ve long referred to the Hitachi Magic Wand as the Cadillac of vibrators, and if that’s true, then the… Read more My Eroscillator Review: A Love Story
National Masturbation Month is ending way too soon, and I haven’t given any anal toy recommendations. How can this be? I love anal play! I think people should stick things up their asses far more often! I’m going to rectify that mistake right now. Heh. Rect-ify. I’m going to make an ass-load of puns in… Read more Shove these anal plug recommendations up your ass
Hello, folks! Today, I’m going to recommend some tweezer clamps to spice up your solo and partnered sex. But first, of course, Twitter results! When I asked about butt stuff, you folks responded, and I appreciate it. 43% of respondents enjoy some anal play during masturbation, at least on occasion, and an additional 14% said it was their… Read more Tweezer Clamps: A Masturbation Month Toy Recommendation
We’re more than halfway through National Masturbation Month, folks! Are you getting everything out of this month that you can? Keep reading, because this vibrator infographic might help you out. Thanks to those of you who replied to the last Twitter poll about masturbating in public. While 31% of respondents said they would never do… Read more Getting the Most from your Vibrator: Vibrator Infographic
I’m a big fan of sex toys on this blog, in case you haven’t seen my archives wherein I devote four blog posts to exploring the Wide World of Sex Toys or the more recent posts where I’ve been reviewing sex toys like the Hitachi and the nJoy fun wand. But it’s natural to be concerned,… Read more Can I get addicted to my vibrator?
My first vibrator was everything you shouldn’t buy in a vibrator, and that’s what I’ll be talking about today for Masturbation Month. There are MS Paint drawings. Stay tuned. First, though, survey results! 50% of poll respondents use a vibrator as their preferred masturbation method, edging out “hands only” which ended up in second place… Read more My First Vibrator: A Story in MS Paint
Welcome to Day 3 of National Masturbation Month. Today, I thought I’d do a brief write-up of one of my favorite sex toys, the nJoy fun wand. Before we get to that, though, the results of yesterday’s Twitter survey. I asked the question “How often, on average, do you typically masturbate?” A total of 74% of… Read more Sex Toy Highlight: Enjoy nJoy for National Masturbation Month
A while back, I wrote about the Wide World of Sex Toys. In the post on vibrators, I mentioned the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, now just called the Magic Wand. Known as the “Cadillac of vibrators,” its mind-numbing intensity combined with its “I could be a back massager” near-respectability have made it famous. I get a… Read more We Need To Talk About This Giant Vibrator