Reviews

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Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

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Heat Wave: Bijoux Indiscrets Clitoral Balm Review

When your body isn’t having the reactions and responses you’re looking for, there’s nothing wrong with adding external help. Today’s post reviews the clitoral balm from Bijoux Indiscrets, part of their “Slow Sex” line of cosmetics to aid in the sexual experience. While I’m not generally someone who uses arousal gels, I enjoyed trying out… Read more Heat Wave: Bijoux Indiscrets Clitoral Balm Review

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A Girl’s Best Friend: Twenty One Vibrating Diamond Review

Pardon the gendered language, but it’s hard to pass up a perfectly good Marilyn Monroe reference. My Vibrating Diamond review is specifically about a product called Twenty One, a diamond-shaped vibrator from Bijoux Indiscrets. This is a charming vibrator with good functionality and a non-intimidating shape to provide many different types of stimulation. Out of… Read more A Girl’s Best Friend: Twenty One Vibrating Diamond Review

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Honeypot CBD Lube Review: Dicksmas Day Three

It’s the third day of Dicksmas, the holiday sex toy review fest that obeys no rules of the calendar! Today, I’m sharing my Honeypot CBD Lube review. This was a unique product that was a lot of fun to review, and one I think many of my readers will enjoy. I’m posting on Christmas day,… Read more Honeypot CBD Lube Review: Dicksmas Day Three

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Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

This is a sponsored post. It’s the second day of Dicksmas 2021, and today’s the day I share with you my Turbo Baller review. The FemmeFunn Turbo Baller is a remote-control-operated vibrating dildo with 360-degree movement. This means the top third of the toy moves in a circle. It doesn’t spin on its axis like… Read more Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

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Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Welcome again to the Days of Dicksmas! This is a December-focused review roundup where I catch up on product reviews and add some festive cheer to your month by talking about sex toys. Dicksmas obeys no rules: there might be any number of Days of Dicksmas and they might go all the way into mid-January… Read more Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

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Nice Kurves: Hot Octopuss Kurve Review

I’ve always been a fan of Hot Octopuss for their innovative sex toys and focus on pleasure for all bodies, so I was excited to be able to do this Kurve review. The Hot Octopuss Kurve is a g-spot vibrator with “treble and bass” vibrations, an interesting concept that produces a highly customizable vibration experience… Read more Nice Kurves: Hot Octopuss Kurve Review