I’m excited to write this Tantus Cush O2 Review because it is groundbreaking territory for me in several ways. It’s a toy I totally changed my mind about, it’s setting some records in the drawer, and it got me off in a way I’ve never gotten off before. Let’s begin, shall we? My Cush Origin… Read more Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow
8/2018 update: since writing this post, Fun Factory seems to have discontinued the Laya II and is back to manufacturing the Layaspot. I updated links in this post to lead to the Layaspot, but that is a somewhat different toy, and so this review may no longer be entirely accurate. Writing my Fun Factory Laya… Read more Fun Factory Laya II Review: Laya It On Me!
Getting the toy in my hands to write a Tantus Rumble review has been a far more difficult endeavor than I anticipated. Tantus doesn’t send them out to just anyone to review; you need to have a proven track record of doing reviews, I think, and I’m early in my Tantus career. Needless to say, when Tantus… Read more Tantus Rumble Review: Rumbles and Grumbles
Here is my Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review! At the bottom of this post is information about how you can win your own courtesy of Fun Factory and this blog. After I reviewed the Fun Factory Stronic Eins, I knew I wanted to try another one of their pulsators. Based on my wants for the… Read more Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review: The Clit Cobra Triumph
I’m thrilled to be writing a Fun Factory Stronic Eins review for so many reasons. First off, Fun Factory has had a special place in my heart since I first saw the “Patchy Paul” many years ago. A company that would cheerfully make a high-quality vibrator that looks like a happy caterpillar is a company that’s… Read more Fun Factory Stronic Eins Review: Eins For The Books!
For today, I’m doing a Tantus Flurry O2 review, and while I’m not sure I can keep going with the terrible puns for every review, I’m certainly going to try. According to Tantus, the Flurry O2 is made specifically to target the g-spot. It’s got exaggerated ridges right where it counts. Beyond that, it’s a very smooth, soft… Read more Tantus Flurry O2 Review: A Flurry of G-Spot Action
I recently received my first Tantus toy to review: the acute dildo. I appreciate a good math analogy, and the acute dildo is indeed built at an acute angle, billed as mimicking the perfect angle for penetration. So here’s my Tantus acute dildo review. The acute is listed as a “warm up” dildo, and once… Read more Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!
If you’ve never heard of KinkCraft – and I’m a little embarrassed that I hadn’t – they’re a company that sells instructions and kits so you can build your own pervertables. You can either buy the courses and purchase your own supplies, or buy kits that include the course and all the supplies, or just… Read more KinkCraft Review: Do It Yourself then Do Yourself
It’s my first post as an Official Sex Toy Reviewer, and I can think of no better way to start than with my Eroscillator Review. I received an Eroscillator Top Deluxe in exchange for an honest review. I’ve long referred to the Hitachi Magic Wand as the Cadillac of vibrators, and if that’s true, then the… Read more My Eroscillator Review: A Love Story
National Masturbation Month is ending way too soon, and I haven’t given any anal toy recommendations. How can this be? I love anal play! I think people should stick things up their asses far more often! I’m going to rectify that mistake right now. Heh. Rect-ify. I’m going to make an ass-load of puns in… Read more Shove these anal plug recommendations up your ass