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Shove these anal plug recommendations up your ass

National Masturbation Month is ending way too soon, and I haven’t given any anal toy recommendations. How can this be? I love anal play! I think people should stick things up their asses far more often! I’m going to rectify that mistake right now. Heh. Rect-ify. I’m going to make an ass-load of puns in… Read more Shove these anal plug recommendations up your ass

Tweezer Clamps: A Masturbation Month Toy Recommendation

Hello, folks! Today, I’m going to recommend some tweezer clamps to spice up your solo and partnered sex. But first, of course, Twitter results! When I asked about butt stuff, you folks responded, and I appreciate it. 43% of respondents enjoy some anal play during masturbation, at least on occasion, and an additional 14% said it was their… Read more Tweezer Clamps: A Masturbation Month Toy Recommendation

Getting the Most from your Vibrator: Vibrator Infographic

We’re more than halfway through National Masturbation Month, folks! Are you getting everything out of this month that you can? Keep reading, because this vibrator infographic might help you out. Thanks to those of you who replied to the last Twitter poll about masturbating in public. While 31% of respondents said they would never do… Read more Getting the Most from your Vibrator: Vibrator Infographic

My First Vibrator: A Story in MS Paint

My first vibrator was everything you shouldn’t buy in a vibrator, and that’s what I’ll be talking about today for Masturbation Month. There are MS Paint drawings. Stay tuned. First, though, survey results! 50% of poll respondents use a vibrator as their preferred masturbation method, edging out “hands only” which ended up in second place… Read more My First Vibrator: A Story in MS Paint

We Need To Talk About This Giant Vibrator

A while back, I wrote about the Wide World of Sex Toys. In the post on vibrators, I mentioned the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, now just called the Magic Wand. Known as the “Cadillac of vibrators,” its mind-numbing intensity combined with its “I could be a back massager” near-respectability have made it famous. I get a… Read more We Need To Talk About This Giant Vibrator

The Wide World of… Sex Toys: Part 4

This post is fourth in a multi-part series on sex toys. You can find the other parts here: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Miscellaneous “Kinky” Toys Ahh, kink. Kinkiness comes in many shapes and sizes: your “vanilla” might be my “rocky road.” There’s a whole range of kinky toys out there depending on your personal tastes.… Read more The Wide World of… Sex Toys: Part 4