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Multifun I and II side by side

MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

This Satisfyer Multifun review is not a celebration. No, in the world of hits and misses, the Multifun is a giant miss. This designation of “terrible sex toy” encompasses the Multifun 1 and Multifun 2, so negligibly different as to be practically the same toy, and both full of sadness. This review is a full-on,… Read more MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration in hand

Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review

I’ve written several reviews of Satisfyer’s newest line of products, including the Pro G-Spot Rabbit and the Pro 4 Couples. Despite my loud and undying love of the Pro Penguin, the new line has left me underwhelmed. Well, I’m pleased to announce that this has changed. My Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration review is filled with… Read more Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review

Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

My Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review is, sadly, not full of love. The Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is very¬†close to a wonderful toy, but with a design just this side of ideal. Unfortunately, a few small design issues have a large impact, and this is not a toy that works well for me. Background If… Read more Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

All right, I finally present to you my Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit review. Satisfyer sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. I wanted so badly to love this and everything that Satisfyer makes, but unfortunately, this is not a win for me. I like Satisfyer’s suction. I like g-spot stimulation. So where… Read more Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas