There are a few toys which rise to the top of nearly every reviewer’s recommendation list. The We-Vibe Tango has long been one of those toys. With its slender size, simple design, and mind-blowing rumbly strength, the Tango is a near-perfect vibrator. My own review celebrates its greatness. With the We-Vibe Tango X, WowTech has… Read more Improving On Greatness: We-Vibe Tango X Review
This is a sponsored post. I love octopuses. If you meet me, one of the first things you’ll probably notice is the giant octopus tattoo on my shoulder. When I got the chance to try a product from Interesting Realm, I immediately spotted the octopus clit sucker, and I knew I had to give it… Read more No Tentacles Needed: Octopus Clit Sucker Review
Happy New Year, folks! I would like to do some 2020 recaps and some 2021 “looking ahead,” but I decided instead to prioritize this review. My Satisfyer Double Joy review has been on the back burner for a while now because…well, because it’s not a positive review, and I didn’t want to end Sexmas with… Read more Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review
This is a sponsored post. Clit suckers are one of the latest types of sex toys, and this cute hedgehog from Sohimi capitalizes on that trend. My Sohimi hedgehog clit sucker review is generally positive — there are a few design flaws, and a bit of “meh,” but overall, this is an inexpensive product that… Read more Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3
The We-Vibe Touch has been replaced. Check out my review of the We-Vibe Touch X. All links in this post point to the Touch X. My We-Vibe Touch Review has nothing to do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, except that I love the Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a song and thought it would be perfect for… Read more Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2
No, we’re not talking about the kind of batons you twirl or use to accompany the color guard. This Le Wand Baton review is talking about 100% pure sex toy: a straightforward, simple vibrator designed for direct clitoral stimulation. You could probably use it on other parts of the body, or maybe for a massage,… Read more Lead Your Own Parade: Le Wand Baton Review
These are trying times. In the United States, where I live, social distancing seems to be the only way to stem the current pandemic. Folks are concerned for their health and the health of loved ones. Businesses, schools, restaurants are increasingly shuttered with each passing day. In times like these, it’s a bit strange to… Read more Deux Hands Are Better Than One: Le Wand Deux Review
It’s a new decade, and life is too short for mediocre sex toys. Fortunately, Hot Octopuss is here with the Amo, a beautiful bullet vibe that combines a rumbly motor with an effective design. It’s everything I liked about the DiGiT without those weird finger loops. It’s named for love, and I’m in love. Here… Read more Amo, Amas, Amat: Hot Octopuss Amo Review
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. I wanted so badly to like this vibrator, folks, but this Jopen Pavé Liz review is full of disappointment. This toy is not without merits–it’s not the Satisfyer Multifun, for… Read more Jopen Pavé Liz: All Buzz, No Wow