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The Empress with accessories

Honey Play Box Empress Review: Summer Sensations 12

It’s the last days of summer, at least meteorologically speaking, and I’m happy to round out the Summer Sensations to an even dozen toys with this incredible final wild card. The Honey Play Box Empress is a multifunction adventure with sucking, licking, and vibrating features and the complexity to boot. We’ve gotta dive in here.… Read more Honey Play Box Empress Review: Summer Sensations 12

Bite me from side

Honey Play Box Bite Me Review: Summer Sensations 2

Sometimes, I’m blessed with a toy that’s not only effective, but super cute. I’ve reviewed some aesthetically delightful toys lately and I have another that feels perfect for Summer Sensations number 2: Bite Me by Honey Play Box. My review of the Honey Play Box Bite Me celebrates not only its fabulous style, but also… Read more Honey Play Box Bite Me Review: Summer Sensations 2

Mushroom with instructions and cable

Mushroom Sucking Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Four

It’s my 300th post on this blog! It’s also still National Masturbation Month! What a perfect day to review the Mushroom Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This toy offers two different types of stimulation and manages to look cute as hell while doing it. First Impressions The Mushroom comes in a white box with the toy’s… Read more Mushroom Sucking Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Four

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Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator Review: It’s So Cute, I’m Gonna Explode

My top priority of sex toys is effectiveness, obviously. I want a toy that gets me off. But if you’ve been following the blog long enough, you know that I’m also a sucker for cute toys. So, I’m thrilled to be on the blog today reviewing the Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This is… Read more Space Cloud Sucking Vibrator Review: It’s So Cute, I’m Gonna Explode

Rose from top with opening visible and thumb next to it for scale

Roses Everywhere: PlayfulToy Rose Toy Review

This is a sponsored post. Everything’s coming up roses lately, if the internet world of sex toys is any indication. Rose-themed vibrators and clit suckers are everywhere. I love the world of sex toys that don’t look like sex toys, so I’m a fan of all these roses. Today I’m reviewing the Rose Toy from… Read more Roses Everywhere: PlayfulToy Rose Toy Review

OG Pro 2 in hand

Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad

Folks, I’ve gotta tell you something. I’m absolutely furious about the OG Pro 2. I’m furious because I’m having some of the best orgasms of my whole damn life right now, multiple orgasms that go on forever and defy the laws of science and physics, and it’s because of a toy from a company with… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad