With a post title like that, I don’t think there’s any room for a witty subtitle. Will the terms “wiggling and sucking” help or hinder my SEO, do you think? Regardless, I’m here on the blog today reviewing the Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator, which may not have a brief name, but does have a pretty phenomenal function. This toy knocked my orgasmic socks off, and I’m excited to review it here today.
First Impressions
Funzze toys don’t have fancy boxes: they come in plain cardboard with a bespoke brand label wrapped around them.
Inside, we have toy! Specifically, the Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit — how am I supposed to abbreviate that in this post? — and its accessories.
Funzze has those nice gold satin bags, which helps their toys stand out amidst all my millions of sex toys. Well, not millions. But it feels like millions sometimes.
Here is the Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit from a few different angles.
The Rabbit has a ridged internal arm for g-spot stimulation and an external clit sucker. The external arm is fairly flexible; you can bend it down away from the main shaft. It’s controlled by three buttons: power, wiggle, and suck. Those aren’t the names but you can figure it out. The charger connects via magnetic induction on the back.
Here are a couple of pics of the clit sucking nozzle and the girth of the internal arm.
The Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit does just what it says on the tin, folks. It wiggles and it sucks. The wiggling portion, the shaft, rotates around in a circle rather than just vibrating. The sucking part is fairly self-explanatory.
Let’s talk about how all that comes together. Pun intended.
In Use
I am a big fan of toys that provide stimulation through methods other than vibration. Don’t get me wrong: vibration is great. I’m not dissing vibration. But often it’s nice to have something else, you know? So! I’m into this whole wiggling situation. The internal arm moves around in a circle, and that hits the g-spot and all kinds of internal places while giving a strong sensation of movement. I mean, it’s literally moving, so it’s not just a sensation of movement…I mean, it’s moving and it feels like it’s moving. I really like that.
The clit sucking arm is adjustable in angle away from the main shaft. It wasn’t difficult to line up the nozzle where it needed to go. And then, wowzers. I was fine on the low setting, personally, but if you’re, not, you can crank that toy up: you have three suction intensities available to you along with 10 vibration and wiggling modes. Seriously, they’re called wiggling modes.
This toy made me see stars. It was overwhelming and fabulous, the kind of excellent combination stimulation that I’ve only found in a few of my favorite toys. Wow, it was amazing. Absolutely loved it.
Kudos and Caveats
Kudos for wiggling instead of just vibrating. Vibrating is nice, but my g-spot likes pressure, so having the internal arm moving against it was a big hit.
Kudos for stellar clit sucking prowess.
Caveat: the angle of the arm is flexible, but it’s not like the arm length is variable, so it’s not going to align as precisely with one’s clitoris as a toy that doesn’t have that internal arm. It still worked great for me, but I imagine your mileage may vary.
Kudos for submersible waterproof status. Bath or shower, we’ve got your toy right here.
Kudos for taking me straight to outer space.
Caveat: no color choices for this toy; it’s purple and you’d better like it.
Kudos for a storage bag. All toys should have a storage bag.
Final kudos for price: at $46 retail, this toy is an absolute steal. You should get one. Maybe two, one to give a friend.
Final Thoughts
I love the Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit vibrator even though it has a long silly name and includes something called “wiggling modes.” It got me where I wanted to go in no time at all — several times, actually — and at a bargain basement price. Don’t miss this deal. You can get this toy directly from Funzze.
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