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Rose toy from side

French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes the toys that are the strangest to look at end up being some of the most memorable. The French Kiss, also know as the Tongue Couple Massage Rose Toy, is an external stimulator/vibrator that looks a little silly and works wonderfully. It’s also a reminder not to judge a… Read more French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

Vim in hand

Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

Fun Factory, you have my heart forever, and this Vim review is a great example of why. The Vim massager wand is a brand new product from Fun Factory, a wand that manages to somehow be both cordless and powerful, rumbly and nearly silent. It’s a beacon of sunshine that has earned a special place… Read more Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

Octopus toy in hand

Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes I don’t know what to make of a sex toy until I try it. The Octopus vibrator from Ootyemo is an interesting multifaceted toy that shines in versatility and powerful vibrations. More of a chimera than an octopus, it’s also not quite sure what it is. But that doesn’t… Read more Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

Rose from top with opening visible and thumb next to it for scale

Roses Everywhere: PlayfulToy Rose Toy Review

This is a sponsored post. Everything’s coming up roses lately, if the internet world of sex toys is any indication. Rose-themed vibrators and clit suckers are everywhere. I love the world of sex toys that don’t look like sex toys, so I’m a fan of all these roses. Today I’m reviewing the Rose Toy from… Read more Roses Everywhere: PlayfulToy Rose Toy Review

P. Cat facing screen with nozzle visible

Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

I don’t know if anyone here will immediately get the Tom Jones reference in my title, but my Tracy’s Dog P. Cat review is all about that WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I’ll tell you what’s new, pussycat: fast, strong orgasms from a tiny magic device that’s gained an honored spot at my bedside. Tracy’s Dog keeps… Read more Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

Lily 3 in hand, showing the two bottom buttons

Lelo Lily 3 Review: Blooming Brilliant

As the weather warms and thoughts turn toward spring, flowers are on the mind…and sex, too, obviously. This Lily 3 review explores a small clit stimulator that manages to pack a powerhouse engine in a tiny, silent package. It’s a perfect toy for all seasons, whether you’re ready for blooming florals or (like me) hoping… Read more Lelo Lily 3 Review: Blooming Brilliant

Sucking end

Funzze Sucking & Licking Vibrator Review

I try to create clever titles for my review posts, but sometimes the title of the toy is so long that it takes up all my space. That’s what we’re dealing with here in my Funzze Sucking & Licking Vibrator review. Fortunately, the Lick/Suck (as I’m choosing to abbreviate it) is a good time: powerful… Read more Funzze Sucking & Licking Vibrator Review

Marilyn with accessories

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Edition Review: Sexmas Day 2

Merry Sexmas, everyone! Sexmas is the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year’s where I post a bunch of sex toy reviews and try to catch up on my backlog before the end of the year. It’s a great time to celebrate all things sex toys, whether you’re buying them for yourself or someone… Read more Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Edition Review: Sexmas Day 2

Joi in hand

Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review

It’s the first day of Sexmas! This annual holiday sex toy review-fest is now several years in the making, and I’m starting a bit early this year with Thanksgiving rather than waiting until December. For this first review, I’m taking a look at the Honey Play Box Joi. The Joi is a J-shaped toy combining… Read more Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review

that gaping mouth

Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci

Sex toys are getting more unusual in shape and design, and the Lora DiCarlo Baci certainly fits that description. With its strange body design, it doesn’t look like any sex toy I’ve ever used before. Fortunately, it functions really well and makes good use of its strange shape. First Impressions The Baci comes in an… Read more Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci