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Patchy paul held artfully at an angle

Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

This Fun Factory Patchy Paul review is a celebration. After quite a few mediocre toys lately, I was starting to think that I was getting jaded to the whole sex toy review thing. Was everything just lower quality than I expected, falling short of my expectations? Are my expectations just too high? Perhaps, but not… Read more Fun Factory Patchy Paul Review: A Wondrous Worm

SHEQU thruster in hand, from the side

SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

The SHEQU Thruster — also known as the “G Spot Dildo Vibrator Sex Toy, SHEQU Thrusting Sex Massager with 10 Vibration Mode Silicone Clitoris Vaginal Rechargeable Stimulator Vibe Masturbator Adult Toy for Women” — has some pretty high expectations for its own performance. Sadly, this is a toy that’s more style than substance, succeeding for… Read more SHEQU Thruster Review: Big Dreams, Mediocre Performance

Paloqueth dolphin from side

The Third Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Dolphin Review

Two Paloqueth reviews back to back? That’s right, folks! On the third day of Dicksmas, I’m writing a Paloqueth Dolphin review. I am a fan of this interesting little wearable vibrator, the same way I was a fan of the g-spot rabbit. The Dolphin is an effective toy with a few basic limitations. In my… Read more The Third Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Dolphin Review

We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

I’ve put off writing this We-Vibe Sync review for an incredibly long time. I’ve had the toy for a while, and I’ve been using it solo quite often, but I haven’t written this actual review… until now. Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I’m here to write this We-Vibe Sync review despite not having the perfect dataset… Read more We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

Christmas has come and gone, but Dicksmas continues. This Queen Bee review captures some of what is difficult about reviewing toys: while this isn’t a perfect toy for me, it will definitely be a perfect toy for many of my readers. Let’s talk about it! Background info I first saw the Queen Bee while I… Read more Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this honest review, and I’m happy to have finally laid hands on this legendary sex toy. Note:… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

Getting the Most from your Vibrator: Vibrator Infographic

We’re more than halfway through National Masturbation Month, folks! Are you getting everything out of this month that you can? Keep reading, because this vibrator infographic might help you out. Thanks to those of you who replied to the last Twitter poll about masturbating in public. While 31% of respondents said they would never do… Read more Getting the Most from your Vibrator: Vibrator Infographic

My First Vibrator: A Story in MS Paint

My first vibrator was everything you shouldn’t buy in a vibrator, and that’s what I’ll be talking about today for Masturbation Month. There are MS Paint drawings. Stay tuned. First, though, survey results! 50% of poll respondents use a vibrator as their preferred masturbation method, edging out “hands only” which ended up in second place… Read more My First Vibrator: A Story in MS Paint

We Need To Talk About This Giant Vibrator

A while back, I wrote about the Wide World of Sex Toys. In the post on vibrators, I mentioned the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, now just called the Magic Wand. Known as the “Cadillac of vibrators,” its mind-numbing intensity┬ácombined with its “I could be a back massager” near-respectability have made it famous. I get a… Read more We Need To Talk About This Giant Vibrator