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Funzze Glow in the Dark Glass Dildo Review: Summer Sensations 9

I love toys with attention to aesthetics. This Funzze Glass Dildo is a beautiful product that works well as both an art piece and a dildo. I’m happy to be reviewing it for my ninth product in the Summer Sensations collection. First Impressions Funzze doesn’t do elaborate packaging, and so like their other toys, this… Read more Funzze Glow in the Dark Glass Dildo Review: Summer Sensations 9

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Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

I have a lot of feelings about the future of our government on this 4th of July, to the point where it’s hard to think about something like sex toys. But at the same time, I think the mundane pleasures of our existence are part of what keep us going through tough stretches. Small delights?… Read more Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

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Funzze Inflatable Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Two

Hi folks! I’m back with another review in honor of National Masturbation Month. I’m calling this my “day two” review because it’s my second review, but we all know it’s not May 2nd, right? Try not to think about it too deeply. I’m here with another review from Funzze, which is a company offering a… Read more Funzze Inflatable Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Two

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Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

I’m always interested in trying a toy with an interesting aesthetic, as you can tell if you spend any time on this blog. I was excited to try the Beauty Blender Vibrator from Funzze, which looks like a makeup application sponge but actually is (gasp) a sex toy. While the functionality falls short of my… Read more Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

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Eggplant Vibrator Review: Not Just An Emoji

I was very excited to get the opportunity to review the Eggplant Vibrator from Funzze. While not shaped like an eggplant, this vibrator rocks the eggplant color while also sporting two motors and a flexible shape. While the vibrators themselves could be improved, reviewing this toy was a net positive. Plus, it gives me some… Read more Eggplant Vibrator Review: Not Just An Emoji