What a title, am I right? Not sure what my search engine optimization is going to do with the Orgasm Monster Pro, but I do know what you, the reader, can do with it! Today I’m on the blog reviewing this pinpoint stimulation toy from Funzze. The Orgasm Monster Pro is a focused vibrator that compensates for buzziness with strength.
First Impressions
Funzze toys come in simple cardboard boxes with logo paper wrapped around them.
Nondescript and unassuming.
Here’s the Orgasm Monster Pro with accessories: two extra heads, a charging cable, instructions, and a satin Funzze-branded bag.
I always like that the Funzze bags are gold. So many companies stick with black. I have a million black satin bags.
Here’s the toy itself. Notice that narrow tip for precision vibration.
It is operated through a single button on the front and charges via magnetic charging on the back.
The Orgasm Monster Pro comes with two additional cap-style heads: rabbit ears and flappy tongue.
So let’s talk about function.
In Use
The Funzze Orgasm Monster Pro delivers vibrations specifically to the clitoris. Because it vibrates at a very high velocity, pressing it hard against the body actually dulls the vibrations somewhat. It is at its strongest when you hold it lightly touching the skin. I enjoyed experimenting with different pressures and intensities.
The vibrations are buzzy, so I didn’t feel them as very deep or resonant. That said, they’re also strong. Even on low, the intensity was sufficient to get me where I wanted to go.
I tried both caps, but I prefer the direct main tip instead. The rabbit ears would be good if you prefer stimulation to the sides of the clitoris, or if you want to use this toy as a nipple stimulator. The flappy tongue requires a delicate touch. Press it too hard against the skin, and the tongue doesn’t flap, but pull it too far away and get no stimulation at all. I found the main tip the easiest, but I appreciated having options.
While this toy requires you to line it up exactly right, I liked having the specific targeted vibrations rather than a broader surface. It’s an effective piece.
Kudos and Caveats
Kudos for pinpoint stimulation. This toy delivers vibrations right where you need it.
Caveat: You need to experiment with the intensity and pressure to get the kind of vibrations you need.
Related caveat: Those vibrations are going to be a bit buzzy.
Kudos for waterproofing. Love having a toy I can take in the bath or shower, and it adds ease of cleaning, too.
Kudos for strength. With several intensities and patterns, this toy can deliver on its name even if you need a lot of power.
Caveat: With only one button, and that button fairly flush to the surface, I had to root around often to find the controls. And in order to turn it off, you have to hold down the button, which temporarily increases the vibration before it shuts off. This is a wakeup call if you have it pressed somewhere sensitive when you do it.
Kudos for giving options of stimulation types with the two caps, plus the original tip. I like the versatility.
Kudos for providing a storage bag, even for a less expensive vibe. All vibes should have storage bags.
Huge kudos for the price point. At under $40, this is priced for beginners or those on a budget, and you can try it without a huge investment.
Final Thoughts
While the Orgasm Monster Pro isn’t the most rumbly vibrator on the market, its ease of use, pinpoint stimulation, and budget-friendly price point make it a good choice for folks who like targeted stimulation. It’s also a non-intimidating gift for a friend or lover who might be otherwise put off by sex toys that look like sex toys. If they are, though, maybe don’t tell them it’s called the Orgasm Monster Pro.
You can buy this toy and many others direct from Funzze!
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