This review was originally released as part of Lucy Eden’s “Love Notes From Paradise” Book Box, a romance subscription box service that includes an optional adult toy add-on with each season’s box. For amazing romance novels and exclusive early access to these reviews, check out Lucy Eden’s website! In a world where sex toys are… Read more Pop To It: GPop2 Review
I’m thrilled to be dropping a boatload of reviews on you all this holiday season, which brings us to Sexmas Day Nine and the Kistoy Cathy review. This toy has an odd name and a truckload of functionality, making it a wild, versatile toy for any enthusiast’s toybox. It may share a name with my… Read more Kistoy Cathy Review: Sexmas Day Nine
My Fun Factory Big Boss review is making me question everything I’ve always said about myself in terms of sex toy preferences. For years I’ve touted the claim that I’m not a size queen, I prefer medium-sized toys, etc etc. And granted, there are definitely clear limits to my preferences. But I’m starting to realize… Read more Large and In Charge: Fun Factory Big Boss Review
Happy New Year, folks! I would like to do some 2020 recaps and some 2021 “looking ahead,” but I decided instead to prioritize this review. My Satisfyer Double Joy review has been on the back burner for a while now because…well, because it’s not a positive review, and I didn’t want to end Sexmas with… Read more Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review
Who doesn’t love a lazy Sunday morning? While Sunday night brings with it all the pressure of an imminent return to work for many of us, including me, the indulgent coziness of a Sunday morning is a beautiful thing. My Fun Factory Sundaze review looks at a vibrator that is more than a vibrator. The… Read more Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5
Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4
This is a sponsored post. We live in a golden age of sex toys, where innovations and choices abound. Not everything has to be the newest and best product to be effective, though. That brings us to the SVAKOM Coco G-spot Vibrator. The Coco vibrator isn’t covering any new territory, but works well, especially for… Read more Big Dreams, Modest Results: Coco Vibrator Review
My Womanizer Duo review delves into the nuances of a space-age sex toy that actually delivers on its tantalizing promise, with a few minor drawbacks. I do think the name is a bit misleading, as a product called “Duo” makes me think I should use it with another person. But this toy is perfectly suited… Read more Duo the Pleasure: The Womanizer Duo Review
I love a novelty vibrator with a cute aesthetic, but it has to have more than looks: it needs function, too. The Zeppelina is a vibrator by Dr. Rocco’s Pleasure Emporium, a steampunk-themed sex toy line. While it’s not the best vibrator I’ve used, the aesthetic and girth push it slightly into the positives. Plus,… Read more Steampunk Buzz: Zeppelina Vibrator Review
I have no idea if putting the word “Dicks” in the subject line of this blog post is going to fuck my SEO six ways from Sunday, but that’s okay. This post is a massive roundup review of the Satisfyer line of vibrators. There are so many vibrators, but they’re quite similar except in some… Read more Dicks Ahoy: The Satisfyer Vibrator Line