Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs Review

Happy new year, dear readers. I’ve been on a hiatus from the blog, supporting my family through some difficult times, but I’m back and ready to share my Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs review with you. Whether you’re aiming to strengthen your pelvic floor, activate your sacral chakra, or enjoy some surreptitious sex toy play, these crystal yoni eggs might just be what you want to put in your basket.

Too far? Too punny? Not a fan of referring to one’s vagina as a basket? All right, let’s just get to the review.

First Impressions

Le Wand prioritizes quality and a positive client experience right from the moment you open the package. Look at this absolutely gorgeous box for these crystal yoni eggs.

Sturdy pink and gold box that looks like marble, with an image of the product on a paper wrapper

Beautiful, right?? This is easily a giftable box. I love the marble effect. When I opened this package, I spent a long time oohing over the box.

But that’s not all! Inside, there’s a hardcover book detailing ways to use this product and others in Le Wand’s crystal pleasure tools line.

Inside the box, with a hardcover rose-colored book on top

That pic also gives a better sense of how pretty the box is.

But you don’t want a box! You want what’s in the box.

Crystal eggs in a silicone holder, sitting on a padded beige storage bag, with instructions and book

Before I talk about the eggs, shout-out for this incredible storage bag.

The bag is a lightly padded suede-like material, giving cushion to the crystal yoni eggs inside. This is a nice detail: you don’t want to accidentally thwack your storage bag and scramble the eggs, so padding provides some protection.

Now for the yoni eggs themselves. You can get these in rose quartz and black obsidian. Mine are rose quartz.

The yoni eggs come with a silicone holder to make it easier to insert and remove them, but you can also use them without the holder.

Now let’s talk about function.

In Use

People use kegel balls or yoni eggs for many different reasons. Wearing them helps activate the pelvic floor muscles: you clench your muscles to keep them from falling out, which is an internal workout. Strengthening your pelvic floor muscles can help prevent incontinence, promote recovery after childbirth, and increase intensity of orgasm.

You might also choose to wear these for sexual pleasure: they provide a tantalizing tease, giving a sensation of fullness. Since they’re completely silent and hidden, you might wear them out of the house to give yourself a secret thrill.

Some people believe in sacred or healing qualities of rose quartz, and they may use products of this material to promote sexual and spiritual wellbeing.

Wherever you fall in this arena, you’ll find the le Wand crystal yoni eggs to be high quality and effective. The silicone holder keeps them nicely in place, helpful if you’re worried about losing them while you walk about, or if you’re worried about not being able to reach them in your vagina. The silicone provides some increased friction, too. For advanced mode, it’s easy to pop the eggs out of their holder and use them without that silicone frame.

Worth a reminder: the vagina is a closed tube; the cervix is too small for anything to pass through on its own. So, while the eggs might go pretty far into your vagina, they cannot get lost in the body. That said, you should only use these without the silicone holder if you’re very comfortable reaching around in your vagina. And, of course, these do not go in the anus. Unlike the vagina, the anus is a portal to depths unknown (your colon) and you do not want to be the ER doctor’s latest cocktail party anecdote.

Personally, I found these crystal yoni eggs pleasant and stimulating. They were fun to use and high quality. I loved the high-end luxury of their packaging and the feel of the eggs themselves.

As a bonus, these are on crazy sale right now through Le Wand. They’re normally $110, and the black obsidian are on sale for $22. What? I know! The rose quartz are $82.50, and that $22 price point is hard to pass up.

Final Thoughts

These are a total steal at $22. Whether you have never tried a product like this and want to, or this is already a product type you enjoy, the Le Wand crystal yoni eggs are worth owning. They’re also a great gift, if you have someone in your life with whom you’re on a sex-toy-gifting basis.

For the new year, put these eggs in your basket!

I received this toy in exchange for my honest review. Affiliate links are being used in this post, and buying a product through these links benefits me and this blog.

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