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Eggplant in hand

Eggplant Vibrator Review: Not Just An Emoji

I was very excited to get the opportunity to review the Eggplant Vibrator from Funzze. While not shaped like an eggplant, this vibrator rocks the eggplant color while also sporting two motors and a flexible shape. While the vibrators themselves could be improved, reviewing this toy was a net positive. Plus, it gives me some… Read more Eggplant Vibrator Review: Not Just An Emoji

that gaping mouth

Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci

Sex toys are getting more unusual in shape and design, and the Lora DiCarlo Baci certainly fits that description. With its strange body design, it doesn’t look like any sex toy I’ve ever used before. Fortunately, it functions really well and makes good use of its strange shape. First Impressions The Baci comes in an… Read more Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci

OG Pro 2 in hand

Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad

Folks, I’ve gotta tell you something. I’m absolutely furious about the OG Pro 2. I’m furious because I’m having some of the best orgasms of my whole damn life right now, multiple orgasms that go on forever and defy the laws of science and physics, and it’s because of a toy from a company with… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad

Love thrust in hand

Thrust Machine: Evolved Love Thrust Review

This is a sponsored post. I’m always a fan of sex toys that aim to make the solo experience better. My Love Thrust review looks at the Love Thrust thrusting vibrator from Evolved Novelties. Also, the word “thrust” has already started to look weird three sentences into this review, so please have mercy on me… Read more Thrust Machine: Evolved Love Thrust Review

Soma on velvet bag

Get A Little Twisted: Soma Twisted Glass Dildo Review

This is a sponsored post. Hi folks! While I frequently review fancy electronic vibrators and pulsators on this blog, I love a good dildo. I’m thrilled to be reviewing the Soma Twisted Glass Dildo from Prisms Erotic Glass. The Soma is a beautiful dildo with a delightful curve and decent girth, and it was a… Read more Get A Little Twisted: Soma Twisted Glass Dildo Review

Rose Licking Vibrator Review: All Flower, No Thorns

This is a sponsored post. I’m always interested in trying new toys, especially if I hear about it from multiple sources. That’s why I was excited to try this Rose Licking Vibrator from Yoekey. With a combination of pleasant aesthetics and solid functionality, the Rose Licking Vibrator is an enjoyable sex toy that offers a… Read more Rose Licking Vibrator Review: All Flower, No Thorns

Nomi from front

Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

Turbo baller out of the box

Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

This is a sponsored post. It’s the second day of Dicksmas 2021, and today’s the day I share with you my Turbo Baller review. The FemmeFunn Turbo Baller is a remote-control-operated vibrating dildo with 360-degree movement. This means the top third of the toy moves in a circle. It doesn’t spin on its axis like… Read more Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two