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Soma on velvet bag

Get A Little Twisted: Soma Twisted Glass Dildo Review

This is a sponsored post. Hi folks! While I frequently review fancy electronic vibrators and pulsators on this blog, I love a good dildo. I’m thrilled to be reviewing the Soma Twisted Glass Dildo from Prisms Erotic Glass. The Soma is a beautiful dildo with a delightful curve and decent girth, and it was a… Read more Get A Little Twisted: Soma Twisted Glass Dildo Review

Rose Licking Vibrator Review: All Flower, No Thorns

This is a sponsored post. I’m always interested in trying new toys, especially if I hear about it from multiple sources. That’s why I was excited to try this Rose Licking Vibrator from Yoekey. With a combination of pleasant aesthetics and solid functionality, the Rose Licking Vibrator is an enjoyable sex toy that offers a… Read more Rose Licking Vibrator Review: All Flower, No Thorns

Nomi from front

Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review

Turbo baller out of the box

Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

This is a sponsored post. It’s the second day of Dicksmas 2021, and today’s the day I share with you my Turbo Baller review. The FemmeFunn Turbo Baller is a remote-control-operated vibrating dildo with 360-degree movement. This means the top third of the toy moves in a circle. It doesn’t spin on its axis like… Read more Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

O-ring gag in open box

O-Ring Gag Review: Open Your Mouth and Say…Nothing

This is a sponsored post. It’s been a little while since I reviewed any kink-specific products in here. If you’ve forgotten that part of my brand, welcome back! We’re getting kinky up in here with the O-Ring Gag from RoomFun. This o-ring gag review talks about a high-quality product that certainly isn’t for everyone, but… Read more O-Ring Gag Review: Open Your Mouth and Say…Nothing

Angel's Wings in hand from side

Magical Wizard Pipe: Angel’s Wings Review

This is a sponsored post. My Angel’s Wings review celebrates a toy that is a surprise hit of early 2021. This strangely-named toy combines pressure wave clitoral stimulation with vibration and what I can only describe as a g-spot jackhammer, and it’s a quick trip to orgasm city, my friends. Best of all: it looks… Read more Magical Wizard Pipe: Angel’s Wings Review

Octopus clit sucker from a slightly different side angle

No Tentacles Needed: Octopus Clit Sucker Review

This is a sponsored post. I love octopuses. If you meet me, one of the first things you’ll probably notice is the giant octopus tattoo on my shoulder. When I got the chance to try a product from Interesting Realm, I immediately spotted the octopus clit sucker, and I knew I had to give it… Read more No Tentacles Needed: Octopus Clit Sucker Review

Hedgehog from the side

Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

This is a sponsored post. Clit suckers are one of the latest types of sex toys, and this cute hedgehog from Sohimi capitalizes on that trend. My Sohimi hedgehog clit sucker review is generally positive — there are a few design flaws, and a bit of “meh,” but overall, this is an inexpensive product that… Read more Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

Coco with all its accessories

Big Dreams, Modest Results: Coco Vibrator Review

This is a sponsored post. We live in a golden age of sex toys, where innovations and choices abound. Not everything has to be the newest and best product to be effective, though. That brings us to the SVAKOM Coco G-spot Vibrator. The Coco vibrator isn’t covering any new territory, but works well, especially for… Read more Big Dreams, Modest Results: Coco Vibrator Review