My friends, I’m writing this post on Christmas Day. We’ve opened gifts, I’ve got BBC’s Top Gear reruns on the television, and my husband is seasoning a roast. It’s the perfect time for me to review one of the most overwhelmingly perfect toys I have ever introduced to my nether bits. As my Christmas gift… Read more Wood, Glorious Wood: Dicksmas Day 3
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019
Happy December! If you’ve been hanging around the blog for a while, you may know that December starts the Days of Dicksmas. During Dicksmas, which may be any number of days long, I review a bunch of products with the goal of getting through my review backlog. As a result, you get a bunch of… Read more What's the Vector, Victor? Dicksmas 2019
I have been very curious about pumps, especially in combination with vibration or other types of stimulation, but never had a chance to try one until now. When SheVibe contacted me about trying some of their newest products, I volunteered to try the Pipedream “Fantasy For Her /Her Ultimate Pleasure,” a truly intriguing yet terrifying… Read more Scary, Yet Satisfying: “Fantasy For Her” From Pipedream
I’ve had my clit sucked by a lot of toys, and a handful of people. It’s a good time. But I’ve never, until now, had the opportunity to try a product by the original air pressure sex toy device manufacturer, the unfortunately-named but highly-regarded Womanizer. That ends today! This Womanizer Starlet review examines a small,… Read more Hollywood Clit Sucker: Womanizer Starlet Review
If you’ve been anywhere near this blog for a while, or you follow me on Twitter, you may have heard me sing the praises of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin. In fact, I’ve recommended a lot of Satisfyer pressure wave toys over the years: the “pressure wave” air stimulation feels like it’s sucking your clitoris, and… Read more Sucking Doesn’t Suck: The Satisfyer Pressure Wave Lineup Review
I have no idea if putting the word “Dicks” in the subject line of this blog post is going to fuck my SEO six ways from Sunday, but that’s okay. This post is a massive roundup review of the Satisfyer line of vibrators. There are so many vibrators, but they’re quite similar except in some… Read more Dicks Ahoy: The Satisfyer Vibrator Line
This We-Vibe Moxie review looks at a vibe combining a good idea with a pretty good execution for a vibrator that nonetheless isn’t quite right for me. I’ve long celebrated We-Vibe for their innovations in vibrator technology, especially when it comes to wearable vibes and bluetooth connectivity. The Moxie, with its goal of a public… Read more Show A Little Moxie: We-Vibe Moxie Review
This HotOctopuss DiGit review celebrates a toy that’s got great functionality and good (but not perfect) design. Many will love it, and I definitely like it, even if I’d make some changes. It’s well-named, pocket-sized, and quite handsome. Let’s DiG in! Out of the Box The DiGit comes in an elegant, simple box with a… Read more I Almost Dig It: HotOctopuss DiGit Review
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. Before I get into the details of this Magic Tongue vibe review, I must give this introduction: some sex toys are absolutely ridiculous. They have unappealing packaging, unpleasant names, strange… Read more Surprise Party: Magic Tongue Vibe Review