My friends, I’m writing this post on Christmas Day. We’ve opened gifts, I’ve got BBC’s Top Gear reruns on the television, and my husband is seasoning a roast. It’s the perfect time for me to review one of the most overwhelmingly perfect toys I have ever introduced to my nether bits. As my Christmas gift… Read more Wood, Glorious Wood: Dicksmas Day 3
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, the winter-themed celebration of sex toys that follows no known calendar or logic! Today I’m reviewing the Aria Flutter Tongue by Blush, a clit stimulator that looks like an Easter egg and feels more like a slap than a flutter. But I liked it! Mostly. Read on, fellow Dicksmas… Read more Aria Flutter Tongue: The Second Day of Dicksmas 2019
Happy December! If you’ve been hanging around the blog for a while, you may know that December starts the Days of Dicksmas. During Dicksmas, which may be any number of days long, I review a bunch of products with the goal of getting through my review backlog. As a result, you get a bunch of… Read more What's the Vector, Victor? Dicksmas 2019
Damn, that’s a long title for a blog post. Christmas may be over, and the new year may be behind us, but Dicksmas continues. That’s right; Dicksmas does not obey any of the natural calendar rules. So for this, the seventh day of Dicksmas, I’m presenting my Paloqueth BDSM Kit Review. Background Info Paloqueth is… Read more The Seventh Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth BDSM Kit Review
And now for something completely different. It’s Christmas today, a day for food and family. It’s also the sixth day of Dicksmas, because Dicksmas does not follow the rules of any calendar. For this, Christmas day, the sixth day of Dicksmas, I wanted to review a not-dick: the Omigo Bidet. My Omigo Bidet review has… Read more The Sixth Day of Dicksmas: Omigo Bidet
On the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa sent my way…a porcelain dildo for some play! This Désirables Dalia review is a first for the blog: a dildo made of porcelain instead of silicone, steel, glass, plastic, or anything else. The Dalia is a gorgeous toy that’s more art than toy, but it’s still built with… Read more The Fifth Day of Dicksmas: Désirables Dalia Review
Dicksmas is a little unusual this year, folks. You may have noticed that Day 1 was a kegel strengthener, not a sex toy. Well, it’s Day 4, and I’m not reviewing a sex toy today, either! Today it’s a UVee review, where I talk about the UVee Home Play sanitizing system. It may not get… Read more The Fourth Day of Dicksmas: UVee Review
Two Paloqueth reviews back to back? That’s right, folks! On the third day of Dicksmas, I’m writing a Paloqueth Dolphin review. I am a fan of this interesting little wearable vibrator, the same way I was a fan of the g-spot rabbit. The Dolphin is an effective toy with a few basic limitations. In my… Read more The Third Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Dolphin Review
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, and this Paloqueth Rabbit Review is way better than two turtledoves. If you like vibrators, and you like saving money, you’re going to want this product. The Paloqueth Rabbit surpassed all my expectations and is my new must-recommend budget vibrator. Background Info I get a lot of requests to… Read more The Second Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Rabbit Review
I know it’s the middle of January, but Dicksmas is still going strong. I have twelve days to get through, people! I’m not going to abandon you before that. So, for the tenth day of Dicksmas, I have an Adrien Lastic Caress review. If you have no idea what that is, stick around. This vibe,… Read more Adrien Lastic Caress Review: The Tenth Day of Dicksmas